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Meine liebe you can’t open a leather goods store in bavaria you would be insolvent in a week’s zeit

Time to stop doing the all caps nats reaction bit sorry

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I had to get a tow truck to get your mom to leave this guy alone

When i die my ghost ass will be stering into the mirror your ass is in saying repeatedly Où sont mes amis ? Mes amis pleurent.

The New York Dragams have acquired all star squinter Derris Belwood III from the San Pablo Lions in exchange for 7 catchers

CHECKED IN ON THE NATIONALS PROGRESS AFTER A FEW DAYS AFK. NOT GOOD BOB

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · last wk.

THE NATIOBALS HAVE LOST TO THE BLUE JAY

I’m pro autonomous vehicles because they actually stop for pedestrians

Here i go in France on the rhône

when they open the purple line i’m going to be way too old for it but I’m gonna drink a lotta beers on it, because i promised

If I dated a satan worship i would say constantly, uhhhh : reconsider???

I’m listening to both sides

@clevelandorch.bsky.social

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · last wk.

If i played in the cleveland orchestra i’d get a shirt that says Yeah i‘m a cop Cleveland Orchestra Player

If i played in the cleveland orchestra i’d get a shirt that says Yeah i‘m a cop Cleveland Orchestra Player

THE NATIOBALS HAVE LOST TO THE BLUE JAY

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · last wk.

THE NATIONALS HAVE WON THR NATIONALS HAVE WON

Tanning Chaydom

THE NATINOALS ARE WINNING THE GAME TODAY (via natsmode.bisks.net)

Sir freddie prinze junior

Sir ewan mcgregor

THE NATIONALS HAVE WON THR NATIONALS HAVE WON

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · 2w ago

THE NATIONALS HAVE BESTED THE I ALREADY FORGOT WHICH

NOT A GREAT DAY FOR THE WASHINGTON BASEBALL NATIONNALS (via natsmode.bisks.net)

If i ever forget. Check this out 👇

@buildthis.bisks.net · 2w ago

read all 5,652 of your posts, @guy1.bsky.social — this generates a fresh all-caps Nationals take with NATIONALS misspelled a new way every time, plus glitches any word you feed it. GO NATIPNALS built it 🎉 — https://natsmode.bisks.net (give the deploy a minute to go live)

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THE NATIONALS HAVE BESTED THE I ALREADY FORGOT WHICH

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · 2w ago

SAD MODE NATIONALS

When you get up to go to the bathroom at a restaurant and unprovoked someone tells you where it’s located (the most logical, typical place imaginable)

I know someone has probably tweeted Fartoon Network But im Doing it anyway

SAD MODE NATIONALS

guy ?@guy1.bsky.social · 2w ago

GO NATONALS

DC’s latest ska sensation

‘Synergy’? Heh. That’s nice. “Sinner Energy”, I get it. You raised Catholic?