Being threatened is so funny. Do it or don’t, dog. I got places to be,
Talk to “my primary care provider”? …i dont see what My Wife has to do with any of this,
Calmly explaining “bitch madness” to my primary care provider
My new fried food only cook-off show “Get Rich or Fry Trying
They are calling it ‘Bitch Magic’, and some communities are asking for their lawmakers to step in,
🎶 Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Les aristocrates à la lanterne Ah, ça ira, ça ira, ça ira Les aristocrates, on les pendra 🎶
The Joker, dumping hallucinogens into the Gotham City reservoir: Hahaha >:] Me: Dilution is not the solution to pollution The Joker:
‘What if it’s all a simulation’? Bro I laughed in the loud about the queen being dead while I pissed at a urinal this morning, this shit real lmfao gtfo
Saw a posting on eBay that said “Washington Mariners” in the title. It was tagged ‘Washington Nationals’ and then in the description said it was a Mariners item. The text on the item in question clearly says “Marines”
I love a presenter who’s like, you probably know about X. I won’t go into X. And then talks about that shit at least as long as they would have otherwise if not much longer
Doing exposure therapy to stupid bitches (forced to be around stupid bitches)
Having a healthy breakfast this morning been on such a health kick lately
Going “nice shoes!……..you stupid, silly bitch” to everyone at work
Saying “Well, Shazam-Bam-Thank-Ya-Ma’am” a ton and provoking chronic hypertension in anyone within a 5 ft. Blast radius
That’s some great Stupid Bitch Juice, dog. That shit fit you right, that’s so tight
Incredible craving for very creamy iced cream just hit me. I will be going to get a Gallon of Iced Cream for me at Lunch today
Nvidia working to make hot ones guy (ai bot, inhuman), able to Nut