So embarrassing the way that briefs ride up and fail to hide smacked legs
MJ Roe (Guys19)
@guys19.bsky.social
29y/o. Gay. Ace maybe? Into wedgies, spanking, humiliation, age play, and so on. I also write things. MDNI
I’m sick on #wedgiewednesday, that means my dorks are trying to make me feel better with the only medicine they know. #atomicwedgie #gaykink #Wedgiedudes
What better way to get #TWT started than an Atomic Wedgie?! Wearing the iconic OG Wedgie Me Jersey, I just can’t stop tugging. #AtomicWedgie #WedgiePup #LatexMask #Chastity
stripped down to your #tightywhities and given a #hangingwedgie on a fence in NYC? That’s just a typical evening around me 🤭😈 #RockbarNYC #BullyKink
A visual representation of how work has had me feeling the last few weeks 😭🤓🫠
An atomic wedgie is a sign of strength, your bully's ability to pull them over your head. An atomic wedgie is a sign of submission, a nerd's (un)willingness to take it. An atomic wedgie is a conversation, a bully telling a nerd this is what he is and the nerd responding with acceptance.
Pros of a Bully Buddy: 1. Easier to hold a nerd upside down for swirlies 2. Great conversational partner while flossing a dork by their briefs 3. Friendly competition on who can make a dweeb's ass redder Cons of a Bully Buddy: 1. Arguments on who gets to keep the ripped waistband 2. Thats it
Reading Secret Wars in prep for Doomsday, thought the Lizard looked dorky
@shawedgie.bsky.social asked me to grab something under the stairs next thing I know I’m ass-up shorts around my thighs #tightywhities getting yanked into a nasty wedgie in front of the whole backyard don’t be me #wedgie #whitebriefs #himboass #publicembarrassment #pantsed
Iabeling your toys with your name is important. means they’ll be returned when you let others borrow them 😈 i colored in his nipples with the sharpie because I thought it was funny 🤭🤪 DWEEB @yourcommunitynerd.bsky.social
A quick 1500 word story about tighty whities, running out of undies, and why self checkout is a lifesaver for nerds. www.deviantart.com/knowledges20...
A Jumbo Mega Pack (A Wedgie Story) by Knowledges20 on DeviantArt
A Jumbo Mega Pack (A Wedgie Story) — literature by Knowledges20 on DeviantArt. What we all secretly wish would happen at the checkout. · Published: 2026-08-30 · Likes: 0 · Views: 5 · Tags: tightywhiti...
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swirlies are mean, but I am nice and kind and handsome and also very humble. So I gave @yourcommunitynerd.bsky.social a double atomic wedgie and had him ruminate on what a benevolent despot I am for not flushing him
Underwear companies: "What if...and hear me out here...we name our company a slang term for balls?" The algorithm:
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MJ Roe (Guys19)@guys19.bsky.social · 7d agoUnderwear companies: "What if...and hear me out here...we make our flagship underwear...black boxer briefs." The algorithm: "Will they look like all the other black boxer briefs available?" Underwear companies: "Yes." The algorithm:
One of this things from my most recent underwear haul isn't like the others...
There's a misconception that your bully doesn't care about you because he wedgies you. This is factually incorrect. Your bully makes sure you can taste cotton because he cares so much about giving you exactly what you deserve. So next time he's got you by your tighties, remember to say thank you
Just a heads up for the nerds out there, if your bully tells you what they're about to do to you (i.e atomic wedgie, super swirlie, etc.) and you start begging "Please, anything but that!" BE CAREFUL because they may take that as permisson to do ANYTHING to you.
The Nerd's Dilemma Do you pick out your wedgie and stuff em back into your pants, knowing you'll probably just get another one soon, just for that momentary relief? OR Leave it in and hope by the end you don't have the world's worst case of Wedgie Waddle?
Underwear companies: "What if...and hear me out here...we make our flagship underwear...black boxer briefs." The algorithm: "Will they look like all the other black boxer briefs available?" Underwear companies: "Yes." The algorithm:
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Can we all take a moment and reconize how wild it is that the phrase "atomic wedgie" is both apart of the cultural lexicon and is seemingly the only phrase with the adjective 'atomic' to survive into modernity?
#BULLYING #wedgienerds and listening to nu-metal like the meanest Zumiez employee you never met. I hope my k0-f1 notifs amuse you like they do me. Be the next one?
You didn't know what would happen what your best friend told you he was a sadist, but it wasnt screaming into his sweaty boxer briefs, your tighty whities stretched over your eyes as he pulls you over his knee
*quietly, from one of four the Naughty Corners with a bright red butt* Them: So what did you do? "I talked back to daddy" "I threw a tantrum at the pool" "I gave my little bro a wedgie" Me: I made a post with spelling mistakes
Your bullybgives you an impossible choice: 1) an atomic wedgie, pants at your ankles, gagged with his sweaty jock and forced to walk home OR 2) a hanging wedgie, clothes on, but your best friend gets hung up beside you
Just saw a fully AI ad for an underwear brand. Incredible how they managed to make something so easily sexy the least attractive thing imaginable
A bully who's so insulted by a nerd who brings multiple pairs of tighty whities with them "because what if you rip them" he uses the extra undies to bind and gag the nerd before stuffing his head down the toilet for questioning his professionalism
The back waistband of your brand new Pokemon underoos snapping against your forehead as you get atomic wedgied by your diaper-wearing bully. Feeling their velcro shoe press into the small of your back as they grip the vibrant red elastic band with both hands and TUG with all their strength.