needing to pee speeds up your movement speed by 1.5x and your mental processing gets a 2.3x multiplier

We need texture foods we need konjac

gwauubf made friends with a pho restaurant owner who graciously gave him a well simmered cow knee for me to eat the collagen from

today gwauufit which are basically pjs to me also check out my little cozy corner to keep me sane at the office (´・ω・`)

“Aggregate outcomes are not in general or even usually interpretable as an aggregation of individual preferences.” @interfluidity.com www.interfluidity.com/v2/6846.html

Max Dubler 🏳️‍🌈@maxdubler.com · 3d ago

I think my most genuinely unpopular take is that a widely held and genuine consumer preference for cheaper, lower-quality goods, not private equity, is driving the decline in quality of consumer goods like clothing and housewares.

I'm as prone to misanthropic disdain for the swine-like American consumer as anyone, but nobody actually wants eg online storefronts full of ten million crummy dropshippers and straight up counterfeits

Tales from the Nintendo counsellors: Angry Animal Crossing 📖: EGM, August 2004

accepting a work meeting at 8:30 am even thought it interferes with my regular bowel schedule #workaholic

people need to understand that games on steam largely do not ‘underpeform,’ they either hit the algorithmic tipping points and become viral successes or they do not exist. they sell bad day at a garage sale numbers. this is a reality constructed and encouraged by valve

btw im closing my anon sources besides my website (gwauu.online) or if you email me n request it posted publicly im putting layers of friction on this

i mean probably ive been going to the beach since i was a small child it happens when you dont want to leave the water having too much ive also fallen n drank sea water countless times so what comes out goes back its a cycle

why? my pictures only look good bc i take the photo (´・ω・`) even ppl that love me dont take good photos of me, its a skill i cultivated for 13 years by staring at myself in the mirror, v healthy behavior no other photographer can do it

todays gwauufit was me dressing myself in the dark, pants too big n tank is navy not black lol

to prepare for chiikawa secret of mermaid island you must first read rumiko takahashi's mermaid saga

hello latias latios airlines

being a clumsy adult is so embarrassing im 30 years old why are my knees covered in scrapes and bruises like a 5 yr old

being referred to by one coworker as pulling a "gwauu" - bringing a nice leather purse and the standard issue roller bag (´・ω・`)🫶🏼

reading note blogs is all fun and games until the author randomly starts talking about how they asked chappy some questions (chatgpt)

buckle in buttercup, google is about to become completely unusable

Sean Brodrick@seanbrodrick.bsky.social · 2w ago

Google (GOOGL) Free Cash Flow goes negative for the first time in history. They’re spending too much on data centers, and search revenues came in below expectations

outting myself as an asada and trepa taco enjoyer at work (trepas must be CRISPY)

todays gwauufit ive been double watching double the time while work takes both

Roadtrip

i love being a midwit ill regurgitate all the knowledge ive stolen but if you ask me to synthesize anything ill scream

yesterday n todays gwauufits, its hot n humid which is severely fucked up for california

i love being a tourist at a big artist concert i know like 0 cold war kids n young the giant songs and thats awesome

took gwauubf to see the invite n best review i got from him "i thought it was gonna be really boring but it was actually funny" thank you 1/2 full theater and social pressure

i can steal pwn valor bc i grew up going to cold beaches only, went to the beach here in la and literally burnt n blistered my toes bc of how hot the sand was

gonna install a commode in the driver's seat of my car so i can expel diarheha poopoo out the tailpipe and onto the windshield of every motherfucker who thinks its okay to ride my ass just bc im only doing 40 on the highway bc im busier posting than driving

what it feels like reading What Happened After My Place Got So Humid It Grew Magic Mushrooms and I Ate Them and Got Super Horny! 2

There is a raccoon running around Capitol Hill who has Shortened Spine Syndrome.