(Reading the prophecy) Why the fuck do I have a second phase I’m a good guy (flips to the next page) Ohhhhhhh that’s why
Gwonam Hints
@gwonamhints.bsky.social
Squadala! We are off! Run by Shoolis
Aypo just called me a “Amazon Essentials Knockoff Genie” I’m gonna fucking kill him
(Bound to a chair and bleeding heavily) Please… just let me see my kids again.
shockrocket (kori)@shockrocket.nekoweb.org · 3h agoanswer me
Gorons have the innate ability to suck they own when they curl up into their boulder form!
Morshu never tells anyone where he gets his bombs so we all just assume that he makes them himself. What an artisan…
Well get your fucking superego up to snuff then cause the siren song of fine American spirits is about to make me act out something fierce!
#1 Paracelsus Fan 🗝️@paracelsusstan.bsky.social · 18h agoSorry mate I lost my id and they wouldn’t let me get those Newports.
(On the phone with Aypo (the Reader)) Everything about your penis makes me angry.
A bug net, a boomerang… truly you are building the gayest arsenal ever seen, Link.
You know what Link you actually did need more than your sword and I should have given you more time to gather supplies so that’s on me my bad
For your choices of playable character in Fire Emblem Four Wishes, you have: - Sins of the father - Sword pervert - Da Queen - That one Octopath Traveler lady
Dingo fuck can dile right off i tried his food and I'm stuck on the toilet clutching my bowels n brio if you see this message bring me more toilet paper immediately
It was fucked up what Ganon did to all those sages but at least he got a cool sword out of it
Bowser gets a WHOLE DAY to do nothing but HAVE GAY SEX and what do I get?! NOTHING!!!
Gwonam entered the Kokiri Village cautiously. These little freaks were known to claw out the eyes of adults. “I’m looking for your stupidest warrior,” he asked a young girl. She glared at Gwonam for a moment, then pointed at a boy with no fairy. He was eating dirt. He was perfect.
You'd hear this in a YTP right before one of the most impressively edited battle scenes in YouTube history is displayed before your eyes, and it ends with someone stopping Gwonam with the power of Over 9000.
Gwonam Hints@gwonamhints.bsky.social · 2d agoI accept your power, Beezelbub!!!
Take a look here, Link. (Gesturing with ruler) Do you see this tuft of hair on the furry character’s crotch? That’s where the penis would go if the artist were drawing nsfw! Good question Link, the tuft ISN’T necessary!
That’s right Link, now you can head into any participating Morshu’s location and get any food you order deep fried in the summer “You Must Fry” special