"Do you want to know what my throat feels like?" may be the best line I have read that I relate to in smut in my life, thus far
Brooke (joymounds and spoonbait)
@gymbrat.northsky.social
A 37 year-old transsexual demisexual socialist. I just want to lift weights, read transbian romance, and exist within cuddling range of the people who care about me. 2 dogs. Fitness coach. Aspiring writer. A ravenous temptress with a vampire empress.
I watched a video about how "dating while trans is hell", but she hardly speaks on actually dating, and instead complains about starting late(at 21, mind you), a bad reaction to PrEP, and then a bunch of complaints that could actually just be talked out I don't think that's a trans problem, exactly
Something in my eye here, nothing to worry about
Okay, everyone. Please tell this fluffy wolff that she's very scary!
no beautiful women are shoving their faces in my cleavage. my day has been a failure
my tits smell amazing. you might need to bury your head in there to get a good whiff of my perfume though.
In other news, I believe I am being subjected to the trans law of comedic boob sizing. Healed up from my augmentation, got new nice bras from Nordstrom, and now they've been doing what feel suspiciously like growing pains for the past 4 days off and on
It sure is cool being a trans woman A woman gives mild criticism of financially supporting a transphobic rag and the person who receives the criticism gets to enjoy news media rallying behind him while she gets all kinds of scrutiny and abuse, and then he can get a self-aggrandizing interview and PR
I'm in this camp The Mormon church is a regressive and abusive MLM scheme that has always used gross abuse of physical and political violence amass land, wealth, and power. Just the KNOWN holdings would be enough for the LDS church to outright buy the Walt Disney corporation and carry on as usual
also, an observation- i'm just sayin; it's always been white cishet ppl who tell me i'm being unfair and stereotyping of mormons every trans ex-mormon who's ever seen me talk shit about the church's only criticism has been "you don't know the half of it and you could stand to be a lot meaner"
Not to mention every bishop, every seminary teacher, every missionary, etc all dedicate ENDLESS lecture time about how evil being 2SLGBTQIA+ is It was so jarring it's why I left the church after endless harping on it when Oregon was looking at passing gay marriage in the early 00s
By the way, I just want to make it clear: queer and trans people criticize "allies" being Mormons in good standing because that requires you to tithe 10% of your entire income to the church. And the Mormon Church uses that money to fund legislation making us illegal.
The idol yuri I was enjoying has detoured to MULTIPLE fucking het plots (one toxic) while the yuri pair is off being angsty and avoiding each other for stupid jobs reasons and I'm very annoyed at all of this 😤
A shit economy means the best birthday gift I can get is help paying my rent for the month. If my rent wasn’t so absurd, maybe I’d be looking forward to buying myself Switch 2 and Starfox for my birthday. But a roof over my head is a much greater gift.
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Upper body part of workout did! Have a client to train, and then I can do the lower body stuff Also I love all my Medusa crop tops
FRIEMBD SHAPE WATER LADY (and also relatable linked succubus)
(it's boobs) this lady malys (don't @ me this was before her model came out)
I always forget how much i love the OST for Warsong/Langrisser on the Genesis/Mega-drive youtu.be/pBMYnjWBpIM
Warsong Music (Sega Genesis) - Player Phase 1 (Friendly Fight)
YouTube video by explod2A03
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I had a good idea while I was being a big girl and conquering clean laundry mountain: I could put my stuff in the guest bedroom closet and drawers so that I can pick out my outfits at 4:30 in the morning without disturbing a sleeping wife and dogs Also my sibling left wool leggings for me, it seems
This is how I want it to go, with all of us surviving and in community to be able to do this as a group of old biddies
without downloading anything new, what is it lïke dating you?
QRP with your most popular piece on bsky it was Dr Ellie Sattler from JP !
QRP with your mosy popular piece on Bluesky Its Zoot Suit Samus and its not even close lol
Without downloading any new pics, what is it like to date you? 👀
The bimbo discord server has rules about making sure images we post contain alt text If *we* can string together the brain stuff needed to like, make sure everyone can enjoy stuff, it should be doable for more peeps here 😘
Once again quote skeeting with alt text because the message is good and also I should get an outfit like this for very normal reasons But also the message Hell, 5 years ago me would be briefly confused, even
Dore potato with some water to rehydrate 💛🌸♡
youtube.com/shorts/1iV_K... I think he knows full well who his target audience is And how many of us are preparing the nicest basement to help gently open that shell 😈
Will it Pasta: PICKLES?!
YouTube video by Grubology
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Discord should also let you search for exact and specific words, instead of polluting the search results with vaguely similar words
discord should let you mute words
Breaking news: yearning trans woman really relating to 'Untouched' by The Veronicas again
Downgrade a book or movie: The Truman Pilot
Downgrade a book or movie: Hekate's Notification
Rocket Knight Adventures as a first person VR title 😈
Name a videogame that deserves a comeback.