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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 21h ago

Bowser would give the most passionate kisses you could possibly imagine

Hayburn "Buck" Sparklemane @haysparklemane.bsky.social · yesterday

Powerstripe had the pleasure of meeting the King of Koopas on this blessed 8-4. Too bad the key for his cock cage is in another castle. Art by @spazzbear.bsky.social

batbolALT (in my TADC era)@batbolalt.bsky.social · 2d ago

#fatfur #genitalcircus He needed some love too, so have some BIG Gummigoo...

Two poses of a very obese Gummigoo (from TADC, a yellow/green candy crocodile), the on the left is facing towards the right, mouth open probably saying something, lifting his hat while blushing. The right one is a bit taller, just standing with his mouth closed, blushing, while his arms don't even reach past his chest.

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2d ago

Bowser day is tomorrow..

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 3d ago

I’m so fucking tired of fascists ngl www.dw.com/en/israel-cl...

Israel clears way for crocodiles to stop prison breaks

Israel's environment minister has reclassified crocodiles so that they can now be used for security purposes. Far-right Security Minister Itamar Ben-Gvir reportedly wants them to surround a jail holdi...

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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 3d ago

I kinda pay a lot of attention to the worldbuilding aspect of my dreams

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 3d ago

stuffed with Sudanese food..

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 4d ago

okay I admit it, I’ve been slightly vorny lately

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 5d ago

preds calling me tasty make me squirm

Molly Crabapple @mollycrabapple.bsky.social · 7d ago

99% of the time, when someone accuses you of selective outrage, it’s a way of politically demobilizing you and shutting you up “Why are you angry about data centers instead of fast fashion” isn’t about making you care about fast fashion. It’s about shutting you up about data centers And visa versa

Ron 🍻@ronraccoon.bsky.social · 2w ago

Maybe not the best time or place to be playing horror games… Commission for @chopangigante.bsky.social

Ron 🍻@ronraccoon.bsky.social · last wk.

Chun looked like he could use a hand Commission for @chopangigante.bsky.social

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · last wk.

I need to take a break from my phone

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2w ago

I’m home safe now, me and my friends got evacuated www.dw.com/en/berlin-cs...

Berlin: 1 dead after vehicle drives into CSD Pride event

Police said around 15 people were injured, some seriously, and a manhunt was underway after a vehicle struck several people in central Berlin during Pride celebrations, known locally as Christopher St...

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Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2w ago

find me at the pride parade, I’m behind the truck playing Lady Gaga

Der Nooks @dernooks.bsky.social · 2w ago

🐊

An anthropomorphic crocodile wearing a shirt and shorts, standing and having one arm behind his head while looking a bit embarrassed.

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2w ago

loaded an old city I had built in CS and holy wow was I making mistakes back then

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2w ago

years of resisting programming are likely leading to me learning GIS out of all things

Planke @hamburgator.bsky.social · 2w ago

had a pretty good conversation with members of the German conservative party, who surprisingly seemed to really dislike their top politicians (especially chancellor Merz)

ᖴᒪᗩᑌᔕᑕᕼ ➢ EF @flausch.bsky.social · 3w ago

It’s rather sad to see Awoostria offering space to radfems who just wanna have a "conversation" about the need for "safe spaces" without any trans attendees. Why come to the queer animal club and complain about the queer animals? And whine about being excluded at the same time? What’s the point?