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I'll say it again: I'm a cleaner. NFPA 704: 2-1-1-ALK

I want to hack my standalone Blu-ray player so it can rip my copy of Ratatouille so I can stream it to my friend that refuses to watch Ratatouille because they think the absolute zenith of Pixar (along with Wall-E) is boring as hell. I'm told that these are just Linux thin clients so

Overnight I dreamt about a Roland Emmerich parody where Scientists reincarnate a human with their memories intact, but a DNA mixup leads to Gregory Mallory (the guy who died trying to summit Everest in 1924) being reborn as a baby instead of Abe Lincoln. 1/2

xbox firing all the id engineers might be the single funniest evil decision made by a games executive ever thats could potentially somehow be stupider than the 1 billion users a day quote

Uhh if i could go back in time, I would do the following 1. Get MGS4 to add gyro aim instead of just using Sixaxis to reset octocamo 2. Get Microsoft to include a gyroscope into the Xbox 360 controller 3. Get id to port Quake to the Wii 4. Give a medieval peasant a dorito

I might have said this before but Amiga fans scare me Commodore's bankruptcy reads less like tech news and more like the villain origin story of basically every veteran European game dev/musician

The June 2026 Nintendo Direct is now available on Nintendo Channel on Wii! Please enjoy watching absolutely nothing on the Wii.

A screenshot of Nintendo Channel featuring videos from the June 2026 Direct

Definitely the best part of #WWDC was when they were like You Can Ask Siri AI To Post In The Group Chat on Your Behalf Siri AI is your Group Chats' Very Best Friend Your Group Chat Talks to Siri AI More than They Talk To You

Whenever I hear anyone talking about those cheap 1.8" consoles, my mind is immediately cast to this old Ashens video like a Pavlovian response

Thumbnail for "Anger Birds, Plants vs Zombies (Terminator 1.8)" aired by Ashens in September 2012.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8C1qiNcB0k