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Hammer

@hammerthewise.bsky.social

"Do not grieve the dying star. Its death kindles newer life, and thus the wheel turns again." https://hammerthewise.wordpress.com

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 7d ago

thedoubteriswise
nothing funnier to me than when Al does math wrong. like I get why it happens, it's a language model that's treating the numbers you feed it as words rather than integers and then giving you an answer based on how those words typically appear in a block of text instead of actually performing a calculation. but the one thing computers are genuinely incredible at. you fucked up a perfectly good calculator is what you did, look at it it's got hallucinations

Aviator Animator @aviatoranimator.bsky.social · 22h ago

Love this level

Mario from mario galaxy flying around a cat planet, and the cat planet is just the cat sitting in the clear bowl where it looks all smushed. Sorry this isnt a better description, i, i really dont know what to say about it

Xploshi@xploshi.bsky.social · 23h ago

the Mario Galaxy planet off in the distance with a boss waiting on it

isha @daredva.bsky.social · 12h ago

#scemma mua mua

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isha @daredva.bsky.social · 12h ago

headmasters at work #scemma #emmafrost #scottsummers

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Jem @jemini77.bsky.social · 14h ago

Petra Parker's got her hands full #spiderman

MAF @velnna.bsky.social · 6h ago

Artists, quote with your fanart ✨ #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

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Sho | Dora Ingrid@doraingrid.bsky.social · 8h ago

Artists! Quote with your fan art! I see cr, I post cr 💃 #art #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 23h ago

pansyfemme
was going through some of my health records and some doctor put "dresses oddly" next to my psychotic symptoms. hey fuck you too man

villainessbian
symptoms: no drip

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 22h ago

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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · yesterday

vi-visected
i told my dad the joke "dad jokes are just mom jokes that a man repeated louder" and he thought it was hilarious. he turned to my mother, intending to relay the joke to her, and a bare second after he opened his mouth i watched it dawn on his face that he was about to become the subject of the joke. when i tell you that man was slackjawed as he turned back to me, like he had an entire life altering realization in the span of about 20 seconds.

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · yesterday

zybilna
Hey have we considered Harry "Estrogen would have saved her" Osborne having a really normal reaction to an out and proud transfem spiderwoman.

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d ago

orca-iguana
Sometimes I think about the time someone donated a Rick and Morty lingerie set, Rick and Morty shorts, Rick and Morty tank, Rick and Morty jacket, Rick and Morty socks, Rick and Morty briefs and bra, Rick and Morty bong, and a pickle Rick vibrator at the thrift store I work at. I wonder how she's doing. Better l hope.

That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 2d ago

PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus
BOUNCER: gonna need to see some photo ID

ME: I only have my abstract expressionist ID. is that ok? [unfolds my wallet and hands him a little piece of red paper with two blue lines running down it vertically]

BOUNCER: what a powerful composition, the sense of space,

ME: thanks

Darren M. A. Calvert @dmacalvert.bsky.social · 10h ago

"Go into the arts. I'm not kidding. The arts are not a way to make a living.

They are a very human way of making life more bearable. Practicing an art, no matter how well or badly, is a way to make your soul grow, for heaven's sake. Sing in the shower. Dance to the radio. Tell stories. Write a poem to a friend, even a lousy poem.

Do it as well as you possibly can. You will get an enormous reward. You will have created something."

Kurt Vonnegut

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 2d ago

Kurt Wagner: Sadly, Alex and Lorna have written their own voWs.
Lorna Dane: Dear Alex, I don't particular love or like you but falling back into our old relationship is easier than starting a new one with someone else.
Alex Summers: Dear Lorna, my attraction to you is inversely proportional to your availability.

Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 21h ago

Bobby Drake: So, why is your codename Bishop? Is it because you “convert” energy? Because if so you should probably go by Missionary.
Lucas Bishop: It’s my last name.
Bobby Drake: Yeah, yeah, lots of mutants have powers related to their names. Jean Grey has psychic powers because her gray matter was enhanced by her genes, Julio Richter does earthquakes, the Vanisher’s real name is Telford Porter. Is it because you can only move diagonally? You can tell me, I won’t judge.

Hammer @hammerthewise.bsky.social · 9h ago

Hechos los primeros 3 mundos de Riku, ya extraño mi Lethal Frame build. ¿Tener que observar lo que juegan los bosses y reaccionar? Nah, demasiado.

Discount Supervillain @discountvillain.bsky.social · 10h ago

#StevenUniverse #Spinel

Spinel in a school uniform, blushing and refusing to meet the viewer's gaze as a pixelated heart-themed bar above her head continues to fill.

Mike Cook @mtrc.bsky.social · 14h ago

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Puzzled Artist @ Probably drawing swimsuits @puzzled-artist.bsky.social · 2d ago

Alright lets do this one more time

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void 🦇🩸@goldenrequiems.bsky.social · yesterday

sick world we live in

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Hammer @hammerthewise.bsky.social · 16h ago

Proud Roar limpiando salas desde el primer puto nivel, me meo.

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Hammer@hammerthewise.bsky.social · 16h ago

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL~ *¿Va a hacer esto cada vez que termine uno? Quizás*

Wawas @sraguacate0106.bsky.social · 16h ago

Petra Parker ✨✨

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Hammer @hammerthewise.bsky.social · 16h ago

SIMPLE AND CLEAN IS THE WAY THAT YOU'RE MAKING ME FEEL~ *¿Va a hacer esto cada vez que termine uno? Quizás*

Stefscribbles @stefscribbles.bsky.social · yesterday

here's what's gonna happen

a drawing of jigglypuff with a message for u

Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 17h ago

A complete set of full plate armor that says "Juicy" on the ass

Hammer @hammerthewise.bsky.social · 17h ago

Claro... Marluxia...

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Grem 🖋️🔞@realgremlintime.bsky.social · 17h ago

Bones commission ✨

Writing Vertebrate @mecha-2ri.bsky.social · 20h ago

Si son

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Wanderjegson @wanderjegson.bsky.social · 19h ago

Someone needs to kill me before i draw something i'll regret

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