I swear to God there’s a fry in this bag we haven’t found yet
God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moby Dick to his death!
Samlet 🖖
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Lexington, KY by way of Qo’Nos 170+ poems and essays inspired by Star Trek: The Next Generation https://buttondown.com/trekphrastik
I swear to God there’s a fry in this bag we haven’t found yet
God hunt us all, if we do not hunt Moby Dick to his death!
Wouldn’t it be great to be a pet? Imagine someone cheering you and calling you a good boy every time you ate a meal or took a shit
The odyssey but Odysseus gets stranded in the pattern buffer instead
the odyssey but odysseus gets stranded in 1986 san francisco instead
Today I had a root beer float for the first time in a very long time. We should all be drinking more root beer floats
There used to be an entire middle class of working actors who did commercials that has been completely obliterated by the celebrity endorsement machine. Don Draper says endorsements are lazy, but Jon Hamm is in all the commercials now so
the age of celebrity endorsement is dead. or should be. nothing turns me off a product faster than some rich celebrity shill trying to convince me some new technological bullshit completes my "lifestyle". i aint with it.
I hold the record for Largest Head Circumference at three different university theatre departments (I’ve never met a hat that fit)
Okay, my QUESTION OF THE DAY is… What is your weirdest actual accomplishment? Not the biggest necessarily…but the weirdest?
SPICY. But not wrong, imo. Found family and friendship are great, but there's something to be said for the complete absence of duty or Big Goods in a lot of modern media.
11. The issue with modern Star Trek is that it relies on the characters being moved by friendship and found family rather than duty to something bigger than themselves.
Today is one of those days where I’m pretty much staying on this side of the grass out of spite. But don’t worry, as a late diagnosed disabled person with the soul of an artist, I have endless reserves
Indiana shits all over Kentucky for being “the South” meanwhile their motto is “The Crossroads of America” because no one wants to stay there, they’re just driving through
Name the U.S. state you loathe the most, I don't care what the reason is unless it's like weird or bigoted
Am I ever going to learn that when a new employer says “We need fresh ideas!” what they really mean is “Keep your mouth shut or we’ll fire you”?
My grandmother is dying a bad death, and recently confessed through scratching on a pad (she can’t talk anymore) that she has been praying to die. So now I’m praying for mercy too, and, as you can imagine, I’m feeling a lot of guilt as a result. Is there a Star Trek episode about this?
How do I get this story noticed by science fiction fans? Jewish Currents isn't exactly known as an outlet for SF
If you like sf, if you care about Palestine/Israel, if you dig weird fiction, or if you're just a human, please experience "The Event" A taste: jewishcurrents.org/the-event
On set filming a movie today and there is no Diet Coke anywhere to be found. Would someone please contact the SAG police for me? I am dangerously un-caffeinated
The Coyoteverse Films of Jones & Maltese 35 short films + 1 TV pilot Follow along here as we watch 'em all during July & August in anticipation of the long-awaited theatrical release of #CoyoteVsACME on August 28th!
Heartwarming (and Star Trekking) thread for your Thursday morning. This is what it looks like when we embody Trek’s best values
So we're going through a brutal heatwave in my region, and yesterday I'm sitting around luxuriating in the AC when I get a knock on the door. It's our 73 year old neighbor, and she says the power in her apartment went out! Yikes!! So of course I invite her in and have her sit with some ice water >
It’s going to be a tough day. My grandmother is starting hospice care and I'm headed up to her house to put some of her furniture in storage and make space for a hospital bed
Every Friday when I see this skeet I’m already in bed
It's the weekend, baby
you might lose your job for teaching the actual words of douglass in a classroom, but - hey, what if we made it into a video game hosted by a scurrilously coded ai program?! EUREKA!!!
“The installation, unveiled in February 2024, allows guests to ask Douglass questions through an iPad. Using a closed database of Douglass’s autobiographies and speeches, the artificial intelligence generates responses based solely on Douglass’s recorded words.”
The programmers of the Tribeca Film Festival should be ashamed.
“‘Dreams of Violets’ had its world premiere at the Tribeca Festival in Manhattan this week, making it the first full-length, live-action film completely generated by A.I. to be accepted by a major film festival, according to Fountain 0, the studio behind it.”
the Charles Young Center in Lexington, KY opened in 1934 as the city’s first indoor public recreation facility for African Americans. It's on the national register of historic places located in the city's east end.
You wanna hear a cool story? Today is D-Day. The anniversary of the June 6, 1944 invasion of Normandy. It was the biggest seaborne invasion in the history of the world, helped to liberate France, and was ultimately the turning point of WWII. But that's not the story I wanna tell.... 🧵
The workshop is about how to use Ai for cover letters and “workflow” and efficiency and all the other buzzwords that boil down to “Don’t submit your work here, a human won’t read it”
Local publishing house is hosting an “Ai for technophobes” class and I honestly can’t think of a more efficient way to tell your audience that you aren’t worth listening to
Local publishing house is hosting an “Ai for technophobes” class and I honestly can’t think of a more efficient way to tell your audience that you aren’t worth listening to
Every time a platform introduces a new Ai feature I sprint to disable it, because I am simply too smart and sexy to let a thieving chatbot write for me
this is not true, and this guy doesn't speak for me! nymag.com/intelligence...