Widows Bay-ass painting in my doctors office

Hi. On today's episode of Some More News, we look at the lasting impact of Elon Musk's DOGE: all the jobs and programs they slashed, plus USAID and how feeding it "into the woodchipper" resulted in hundreds of thousands of deaths. Link: youtu.be/SOJ4A31PKU0

I still see this make the rounds on Facebook & Instagram and I get so confused because it’s not really funny! But you know what? Since it’s not that funny maybe I made people feel less alone about this kind of anxiety and that’s why. That would be really cool!

Oh my God, their levels of weaponized incompetence on the job & with their adult kids is astounding!!

Herb@herbwilson.bsky.social · yesterday

well the school of hard knocks has abysmal graduation rates

I’ve noticed most people who call themselves a “student of life” are failing 

Ugh my small independent pharmacies keep being bought out but they're the only ones who actually communicate with me!! Am I gonna be one of those boomers at the chronically understaffed cvs counter losing it at the wrong people because I need so many pills?

I also read a weirdly horny/violent children's version of the odyssey. I still think about circe clutching odyssius's leg

Hana Michels (Personal Account)@hanamichels.bsky.social · 2d ago

Also, I read a kids version that was not bereft of graphic detail, just sheer length and therefore possible character detail.

I’ve yet to see the film cause it seems boring, but I’ve also yet to see a version of right wing “criticisms” that don’t boil down to “I am angry that I find Lupita Nyong’o and/or Elliott Page hot”

Really angry that all those mob-ran underground poker games I attended turned out to be rigged 😠

My mom sees she raised 1 soulless & 1 broke how do I get her to see those were the only 2 options in this economy and she did her best?

Why was ‘The Room’ the popular bad movie for Millennials when Miami Connection was right there??

My dad worked hard to become emotionally available to us, but when I was a kid, he wasn’t and that’s probably why I just bought a rock tumbler. If your dad was emotionally present, the very idea of a rock tumbler would annoy the shit out of you.

WHAT DO YOU THINK HE'S PREGNANT WITH? ANOTHER HEDGEHOG? stupid.

Hana Michels (Personal Account)@hanamichels.bsky.social · last wk.

It's a damn shame modern Sonic the Hedgehog players know he's pregnant and still don't know what a Chao is

It's a damn shame modern Sonic the Hedgehog players know he's pregnant and still don't know what a Chao is

It’s healed but I’d pull a glass out of the cabinet beside the sink and walk over to where I keep my vitamins…and forget to put water in the glass, shit like that became life-defining for awhile It ain’t fog. It’s black ass impenetrable brain death. Thankful it resolved, my hope the same for you

It really is less "fog" more "the great molasses flood of 1919"

I spent months trying to describe brain fog & couldn’t so I’ll take the description from @moviehooligan.bsky.social who experienced it for exactly 3 days: it’s like trying to go about your day after you drank too much cough syrup by accident.

If you were about to give up it’s because it’s literally all of them 

Hana Michels (Personal Account)@hanamichels.bsky.social · last wk.

Guess which ancient Greek mythological or fictional figure I’m talking about: they are stubborn. 

Guess which ancient Greek mythological or fictional figure I’m talking about: they are stubborn. 

My parents are therapists & if they think I’m not listening, I hear shit. I’d moved out of my last apartment & was moving in with them for a month while I looked for affordable places I drag my bags through the front door. The first thing I hear is “Barry, that woman DEFINITELY killed her husband!”

“The audience for this is a Venn diagram of me and me, I should really post it!!”

Hana Michels (Personal Account)@hanamichels.bsky.social · last wk.

POTS so bad I’m about to drink the water from my eBay geodes

POTS so bad I’m about to drink the water from my eBay geodes

Private equity is buying up so many vet clinics, I hate seeing a vet tech put our 20lb cat in an advanced wrestling hold knowing that nail trims costing $30 each (and everything costing more) does not increase her pay at all. Keeping Roo from squirming is a feat of experienced professionalism.

I truly believe that if I reserve a seat anywhere, the likelihood of a tall person reserving the one in front of me goes up at least 20%

Hana Michels (Coaching Account)@sparkcoaching.bsky.social · 2w ago

This is about as valid as my “Tall people reserve seats in front of me” theory

So 25 years after the American cultural response to 9/11 I’m googling “what does Jihad ACTUALLY mean?” To confirm it is a challenge FROM Allah, not a war in Allah’s name.

I'm always too late to the type of show I wanna support not that my viewership would make up for the 10s of thousands of people who thought "Kevin Can Go Fuck Himself" was a lighthearted sitcom with the swears intact.

Would you sort certain K-Dramas under "magical realism" or is it like "Anime" where in order to fall under the genre it has to originate from a certain location because it's a specific tradition?

So @moviehooligan.bsky.social usually knows which "stories" Fox news is focusing on at any given time because of his job and it always makes me sad to find out. Like, forget the "story" I could've done without knowing Olive Garden has an endless pasta membership altogether.

Johnny Depp starring in the movie nobody wants about a guy everybody hates and nobody cares about is so funny that it feels like an insult that Johnny Depp was too stupid to pick up on