Really angry that all those mob-ran underground poker games I attended turned out to be rigged 😠
Skander Halim
@skanderhalim.bsky.social
Writer: Ghosts, The Unicorn, Pretty Persuasion. South Asian ✊🏾, cancer survivor 💪🏾, dual citizen 🇺🇸 🇨🇦
The 2025 Dodgers are starting to feel a lot like the 1999-ish Yankees. You're like "these guys are beatable" and then they just slice through the other playoff teams and everyone in baseball despises them
Fox News Decries Woke Casting Of Indian Man As Star Of ‘Sankranthiki Vasthunam’ theonion.com/fox-new...
How the hell are there two Max Muncys playing at the same time? That’s like two Peyton Lists acting at the same time.
a woman is sitting in a red chair with her arms outstretched and the word me written on her face .
Alt: a woman is sitting in a red chair with her arms outstretched and the word me written on her face .
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Elon Green@elongreen.bsky.social · last yr.ok, just because this is close to my heart: who's the worst person with your first name?
Saw a Cybertruck with the bumper sticker “Bought this before Elon went crazy,” and it’s like bro you still bought a Cybertruck.
In college I made two pothead friends watch Blue Velvet. One said, “This is the best fucking movie I’ve ever seen in my life.” The other said, “This movie is so fucking self-aware of itself.” RIP.
I'd like to see a Venn diagram of the people who are sad about David Lynch and Bob Uecker passing away because that overlap...I bet those are my kind of people.
Elon Musk: Why isn’t there enough water in California? Grok (burning through an entire lake to generate an answer): Wokeness
Discovered there's a way to feel embarrassed and self-conscious while alone. It's called "journaling."
Pro Writing Tip: If you outline first, you won’t get stuck in the second act of the draft and give up. You’ll get stuck in the second act of the outline and give up.
If the following nostalgia pieces came out now, these are the years they would be set in: American Graffiti: 2013 The Wonder Years: 2004 Freaks & Geeks: 2005 Dazed and Confused: 2007
If you “color-blind” cast a South Asian for a white role, great! But consider changing their character name. We generally don’t use western first names like our East Asian brethren. For example, I’m the whitest South Asian I know, and look at my fucking name.