...missing me, perchance, Olwen?

Lord Speaker Aymeric de Borel * Leader of Ishgard * Enjoyer of Birch Sap Tea - 32 Years Old - Male - Married to the Job - A Loyal Ally

I hear there be a tour of La Noscea upon th' horizon...

About Captain Asire Kihat, the former Dread Siren (Rules after summary)

[head whips around]

⋆⁺₊✧ U r i a n g e r@vorahnungslos.bsky.social · 3w ago

I. [He keeps getting quieter with every word.] I would. Be honored to...play with....mommy...

He doesn't suck at- Well. Actually I should not say anything about this, I think.

[snaps his own collar against his neck] Ow.

Death flags huh.

//sinday time

Now, when you say 'hole'. And also 'stuck'...

Aoife Sruthán@freeastheforest.bsky.social · last mo.

I wonder what Thancred is doing right now... He better not be stuck in a hole.

Send me to obedience school.

//sorry everyone im the dumbass who posted a starter on an NPC account and got immediately overwhelmed

[Are you kidding are you JOKING are you FUCKING KIDDINGGGGGG ARE YOU KIDDINGGGG.] [With carefully managed restraint] You were born an utter bastard and I hope your fate finds you for it.

((I love Olwen??? So much???? XD ))

//hello this is me

Xandra Valancius@halfokay.bsky.social · 2mo ago

Xandra Valancius **History** - Half-Garlean - born to a high ranking officer and her Hyur 'pet'. Was fast tracked through the Imperial Academy to make her an officer. Faked her death and escaped to Eorzea shortly after being deployed to serve the 12th. She enlisted in the Immortal Flames >>

//is anyone interested in the extremely toxic boss emet-selch x assistant thancred porn i've half written

If your cunt hadn't rotted off and skittered under some antique dressing table years ago you'd know it can be regretfully difficult to find a good pair of smalls that cradles one just so.

I'm not tanning my fucking "taint"

I love when my mean girlfriend bites the back of my neck and death rolls <3

olwen(?)@menphinasscorn.bsky.social · last yr.

// "are you really going to make every single thancred that tries do the entire obstacle course" Yes. I would so hate to rob anyone of the experience.

I leave you all with this while I go to the gym 🐎💨

Quaid! | Thancred Shredder 🌱@ghoulgoo.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Sexualizing my gunbreaker before today's workout

🔞combined a few prompts: y'shtola dom, aether sex tied down shenanigans, heavensward

Whatever

Remember that us Thancreds tend to be infamously self loathing, before too many of you get your hopes up.

'You should practice more self love Thancred! Wait no not like that-' You people.

G'raha Tia@crystallord.bsky.social · last yr.

I. You know what? I'm not going to question the Thancreds. I'm just not. Good for them.

Huh? How is that my call to make. I don't run the rogue's guild.

Himi [Insert last name here]@lastnamehere.bsky.social · 3mo ago

It just occurred to me, with so many Thancreds around maybe ONE of them will let me be a rogue.