Hanger Upper
@hangerupper.bsky.social
Ex arranger and installer of fine art exhibitions. Still an obsessive picture straightener.
It suddenly starts raining so hard I can't get out of the car. I watch a woman dash out of the hardware shop across the street to take in the display goods on the pavement. She picks up the handles of a wheelbarrow, pours the water out of it into the gutter and wheels it inside.
Just unpacked my shopping. For a minute there I thought I was going to have to call the apostrophe police
Overhead two teenage lads looking at a big bag of golf clubs in a charity shop. 1st lad: I don't understand why you need so many? 2nd lad: Well, because they're all different weights and stuff 1st lad: That's rubbish. All I'd need is one baseball bat
Overheard two women chatting behind the counter in a shop. 1st woman: Oh well, that's life I suppose 2nd woman: Yeah. (*big sigh*) Sally vee, Sally vee
Caption update Caution: Tartan Army Ahead
Hanger Upper@hangerupper.bsky.social · 3mo agoCaution: Duke of Wellington Ahead
Excuse me Mr Otter, could you direct me to the North Sea? Aye, it's that way hen
Eeeuw, there's an elastoplast in my cris... ... ah, no, wait. As you were
Rocket boosters ignite on a journey to a distant planet
In the supermarket, a little girl opens the door of a freezer, stares at her sandalled feet, then slams the door shut and runs back to her Mum, shouting, "Mum, I opened the door and all the cold fell out on my feet!"
A red squirrel has arrived for breakfast. They're all moulting at the moment, this one looks like he's wearing a brand new jumper and some scruffy old trousers #RedSquirrels