Emmy 🦐✨

@hangryghosts.bsky.social

THE HAPPIEST GIRL IN THE WORLD

Somehow, EVERY package my (formerly estranged) mom sends us gets lost/delayed in some way. It's been years since I've had a birthday or holiday that wasn't fraught with package tracking + delivery drama with her. Why is it only her packages? She's not, like, doing this on purpose, is she?

Saw a bunch of prison/trench/camp art from the Civil War the other weekend and now I have a million thoughts about (military) men and craft. Stupid Emily wants another degree. Smart Emily should just go on a special art Wargasm and write an article.

We have the honor to present to you, this year’s SPX 2026 poster done by none other than the recipient of the 2025 Ignatz Award for Outstanding Series, Sanika Phawde! 🥳🥳🥳 To say that we are proud to have this as our poster is an understatement.

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It is my birthday and Turnip slept next to me. I’m so hashtag blessed. And, as usual, my first birthday wish arrived before dawn, on Facebook, from… my undergrad dean? Today’s gonna be so great.

I have been GRUELING away at medication adjustments just to make other people happy. You don’t even want to know the gnarly GI side effects I’ve been tolerating simply so other people can be comfortable with my behavior. FUCK YOU if you have any sort of opinion.

The journal for my trip keeps getting fatter and fatter. Hoping to use this as the Official Guide for planning future Gasms. Already thinking about a Northern Shenandoah Valley + Harpers Ferry version for the fall.

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I've been feeling a lot of guilt for my grief and anger lately, but I just realized that in the last 3 years, I've lost my uncle, grandmother, two childhood friends, and Lucky. I'm now preparing to lose my grandfather. That's a lot of loss for only a couple years.

I'm going to do a little online Civil War certificate because I have zero hope in life and I needed to do SOMETHING. Last time I had a summer this truly terrible, 10 years ago, I changed careers and decided to go to grad school. So I think I owe myself a little school now, as a treat.

Just surrendered my old car's plates to the DMV and with that on top of the apartment situation, honestly feel like such a failure today. Sometimes I feel like I successfully take a step forward at last, but then I immediately have to sprint backwards 50 yards.

the ideal academic life is being an eccentric Victorian lord. Invent a stamp licking machine at 22. Get elected to the Royal Academy for counting the beetles on your estate. Die in an arsenic explosion. The perfect life.

So, we aren't transferring apartments because our leasing office ignored our communications for 2 months and gave us incorrect information to begin with about apartment options. I'm basically trapped into signing this lease which means I'm prob trapped into having a baby in this dumb apartment too.

Just packed up most of my things for the Inaugural Civil Wargasm. I’ve honestly been so depressed lately, I haven’t been thinking much about this trip. I can’t possibly be more unprepared than Tony and Rob though, so I think I’ll be ok.