I'm having gender crises today. First, Linus told me that boys can't do ballet, even after I showed him a video of it (he was pranking me at that point). Then, Thea tried to climb up a couch cushion, but her dress got in the way so she gave up. I need to trans all my kids a few times to fix this
If you are a man with a profession that puts you anywhere in the public eye or in a position of authority over anyone, and you have a baby, i firmly believe it is your duty to take paternity leave. Be a good example.
I don't understand what he's saying. It's obviously true that if you have money, you have the option to buy longer lasting stuff. Same goes for bulk purchases. If you're too poor for that $300 Costco trip, you're stuck paying higher per item prices at Dollar Tree. There's nothing to argue here.
katie@supermathskid.bsky.social · yesterdayokay now he's gone too far
It really was very foolish of me to have two babies in August when I know perfectly well that I am a school teacher and August is my busy season.
one page TTRPG set in the Premarital Sex Purge universe where your stats are Sex and Purge
in the Québécois version of King of the Hill (“Henri pis sa gang”), Boomhauer is named Papineau and sounds like this
It's ok that I'm not getting stuff done, I'm pregnant--> It's ok that I'm not getting stuff done, I have an infant --> It's ok that I'm not getting stuff done, I'm a full time working mom --> It's ok that I'm not getting stuff done, it's the start of summer and I deserve a break --> It's ok that I'm
The idea of quitting formula cold turkey at 12 months always seems insane to me
again, if i had a calculator that gave me the wrong answer one (1) time, i would throw it out and never use it again and could probably bankrupt the company by simply telling people what happened
Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · yesterdayGotta love the “or stocks” part. Like Gemini realized its first answer was nuts so it tried to wedge in a better one.
I really really don't feel like cleaning the kids' room. But it's not the kind of cleaning I can make them do. It needs decluttering and organizing. Maybe I'll just see how long they can survive in that mess
Kids fucking love putting throw pillows on the floor. It's their favorite
I don't want to overschedule my family and I have a limited budget for extracurriculars, but also I do want the boys to have piano lessons, and they've asked for sports, and we're sticking with cub scouts, and we want to do swim lessons for safety. That's so many things already.
It's interesting, because he hasn't really had much professional success in the last decade or more, during which time he got into fighting
Dan of the Year@downwithdan.bsky.social · 2d agoHe will never understand that being "the fat guy from Superbad" is infinitely better than being "the martial arts chud nobody likes"
Safety tip: don't put your child's name on their backpack so that a potential predator can't use their name to get close to them. Also, don't say their name out loud in public. Use a fake name. Get all your friends and family to use that name. Then get the fake name embroidered on the backpack
I've never really had strong feelings one way or the other about the green brothers, but for some reason I can't get the hank green AI scandal out of my head. What on earth was he thinking
Fuck, mary, kill: the Niña, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
I've read 15 books this year so far, which makes me feel proud. But about 14 of those are children's books and/or re-reads, which makes me feel less proud lol
Linus and his friends are playing family, and they're up to 8 babies. The responsibility is starting to get to him. "Mom, I think we're having too many babies. What if they all need something at once??"
Just heard what sounded like a wounded animal in my children's room. Got out of the shower, wrapped myself in a towel, and went to investigate. Didn't see anything, but the noise was louder and more eerie. "Hello?" And from behind the door pops a neighbor kid, playing hide and seek
Man goes to see the Cyclops. Says he's depressed. He wants to get back to his wife and home, but he keeps running into fatal predicaments along the way. Cyclops says, "Prognosis is simple. Nobody can help you." Man starts crying. Says, "But Cyclops, I *am* Nobody"
This is classic nonsense conspiracy bullshit. The pandemic was somehow faked by every country in the world at the same time for some unnamed but nefarious reason
Gabriel Bosslet@gbosslet.bsky.social · 3d agoRFK Jr said these words today on national television "There were ICUs that were empty all over the country including in New York at the height (of the pandemic)" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha You are a fucking idiot hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha <sobs silently>
I'm so mad at google. I wanted to check if anyone had made a joke i was thinking of, so I googled it. Google AI tells me that it's a very popular online meme, making me feel like a dummy. Then I start looking through the links, and they don't contain the joke. I am, in fact, original and hilarious
I tricked my autistic son into wanting me to read Little House to him. We've done Big Woods and Prairie before, but he lost interest and doesn't really remember them anymore. So I just casually put the whole series on a prominent shelf. All 8* in a row. Now it's a list. Now he's all in.
I made a truly kick-ass ratatouille for dinner tonight, if you were wondering
I wonder if I know an unusual amount about sesame street or if the average American also just has a lot of fun sesame street facts in their back pocket. It seems like they should. It's the patriotic thing to do.
