Niko Stratis

@nikostratis.com

Sober trans broad. Award winning writer. Former smoker. I write a newsletter called Anxiety Shark, my debut book is called The Dad Rock That Made Me a Woman She//Her linktr.ee/nikostratis

It’s wild to have been a cashier in the “we’ll accept a personal cheque if we know you or if you seem cool” era and still be here for the “money is fake now, tap your phone on The Tablet and I’ll release your coffee” days

really loving all the protests against and support for trans women happening in and around the WNBA, a league that has never had a trans woman play in it. we’re just THAT interesting to talk about! for everyone! how fun!!!!

You don’t have to worry about trans women in sports. You do have to worry about trans women in your walls, eating a big crumb as a whole meal off a table they made out of a wooden spool, and taking baths in a bottle cap

A label has been created for your package Your package has shipped Your package is out for delivery Your package is never going to feel as good as smoking cigarettes did when you were 26, almost 27, when you still felt invincible Your package attempted delivery but no one was there to sign for it

Was out walking my dog and someone warned me there was a “weird cat” ahead on the sidewalk and I might want to be careful with my dog. I told her “oh they’re comrades”, and she watched us walk up to said cat, who laid down to bid my dog welcome, and this is what I mean when I say community makes us

NEW EPISODE! "The Secrets and Lies" [S3E19] Within the first five minutes of this episode, Seth says "Ew, or touch my pooper?" and while other stuff happens in it I just thought we should really emphasize this. Also, @nikostratis.com says a whole lot of funny stuff.

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Alex Steed@alexsteed.bsky.social · 2y ago

Did you know that @nikostratis.com and I are hosting a recap show about The OC? It's called The OC, Again. Just to recap, it's a recap show about The OC. The first episode just came out.

THE OC, AGAIN

It’s so funny (and even more telling) that the owners of professional sports teams acknowledge that there’s a problem with having an enormous wealth gap, but it only matters to them when it’s the difference between different magnitudes of billionaire.

Funny, reading this by @nikostratis.com had me recall my recovering from days glassblowing in New Orleans summer heat. I'd come home and just turning on the ceiling fan and lying down on a cool wood floor was relief to me. www.anxietyshark.ca/baby-wheres-...

Baby where’s a feast for the smile?

Hard, near impossible, to write so joyously about being so tired, and if you did not speak the language you would never know that these songs all feel so close to weary hearts.

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