I am an adult and a professional. I can do this. But I really want someone to hold my hand through this.
Hanna
@hannamaypost.dftba.social
Poorly drawn, fully cursed. Pfp: @dftbaRachel.dftba.social
The return of DeleteThis is important to me because the only thing between me and a panic attack this lunch break is Rumbles Tumbles The Dune Drop Gummy Bear (Gaburker) Green.
good morning nerds in my phone, Happy Esther Day, i love you very much 💜
at the end of the day i think the point is that i would rather have something imperfect made by a person than something perfect made by an algorithm. the imperfection is part of the value.
Because I’m still in love with you On this Pizzamas Moon 🍕 🌙
Tomorrow is the first day of my new job and we are trying to quiet the Scaries with a Delete This relisten.
Did you convince yourself you had carbon monoxide poisoning when you were actually overheated and hungry or are you normal?
when you upload the wrong file and the name of your podcast becomes too real
These two like to get into some Melted Mischief that only Pizza John can solve.
Hanna@hannamaypost.dftba.social · 3w agoIntroducing Pizza John’s Coterie of Culinary Criminals: Tomato Tanya and Chad Cheese.
I am a picker. I pick my nails, skin, issues I need to let lie… Hold my hands, please.
I drew a police sketch of Jimothy in case the cops need it
Introducing Pizza John’s Coterie of Culinary Criminals: Tomato Tanya and Chad Cheese.
Hanna@hannamaypost.dftba.social · 10mo agoTime to read up on the Pizza John lore.
*looks at my Pizza Rachel shirt* How many days until Pizzamas?
The amount of world news that gets broken to me via the Destiel meme is frighteningly high.
I love the nerdfighter community on BlueSky so much that I just verified my age. When they drag this old lady away for cursed art, remember me.
Cultivating my relationship with the stray cat community this summer.
This week’s @wereherenews.bsky.social newsletter has Ketchup Art in the title and all I can think about is @elisa.dftba.social’s Mayo John.
Every job interview I have had in the last month has had a former teacher or principal of mine on the interview committee. Stay a pleasure to have in class, kids.
This is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
elisa🌻@elisa.dftba.social · 3mo agoThis is a cat check point; relinquish your most recent cat picture on your phone
I would like to be hugged tightly for 20 minutes while being told in multiple iterations that I am safe and no one hates me. Any recommendations? I’d rather not order from Amazon.
“Black widow spider venom is not safe to put in the human body.” Thank you, sleepy time podcast.