the year is 2027. gas costs $83 and lettuce is at war with us. however every location on every map now says AMERICA

Me leaving a really well-written fic I’ve been enjoying reading until I get to something I can’t vibe with because I didn’t pay attention to AAAAAALLLL of the tags… still leave a kudos on my way out ‘cuz the author’s talented & I appreciate their hard work! Didn’t complain to the author!✌🏻

Will was taught that he was nothing. Well - he wasn’t even taught that. He was never someone’s first thought let alone second. Then Hannibal came along & made him feel something. That he was something. That he was worth something. And that’s why Will throws them off the cliff!

Person on Tumblr: This fic is disgusting! There’s blood! Gore! AN EXTREME AGE GAP!!!! Me: Ya got the link there?

“Hi. We saw you from across the room. Can we buy you a drink?” Hanne is sooooooo gorgeous. The two of them together 🥵🥵🥵🥵 #HanneJacobsen #MadsMikkelsen

You’re still here?” The stranger he’d fucked throughout the night was staring out of the window, watching the squirrels chase one another. “I am.” Will closed his eyes and drifted back to sleep. Hannibal quietly sobbed. Will’s amnesia lingered on!

Rewatching Hannibal & I’ve suddenly thought “Is this codependency, true love, both or a fourth fucked up ‘Them’ness that I’m both jealous of & glad I don’t have?”!!

Hannibal Lecter's Intense Hug

ALT: Hannibal Lecter's Intense Hug

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There was a comedy about H*tler having moved next door to a couple. It had a few episodes on YouTube. I genuinely thought it was a comedy show spoof but no, it was an actual tv show!

Sitcom People@sitcompeople.bsky.social · 3w ago

What’s the worst sitcom you will admit to have watched?

"Online leftists don't have jobs" excuse you? I'm literally posting instead of doing mine right now

Tony is excellent. Like I don't have much to say about it, it's just a really good film, and you should see it.

Bobby kissing pregnant Nolan’s soft spongy hole. The contractions have been intermittent & the Omega keeps begging to be fucked. Bobby loves that he’s his twin’s Alpha & that he can fuck him the way Nolan wants & needs but even Bobby needs a few minutes to recover.

Zombie Will stump-fucking Hannibal… and Adam… and Nolan… and Bobby… (and me)

Will undressing during one of Hannibal’s “mind-fuckery” sessions, lying on the floor, rolling back so his legs are over his shoulders & starts sucking his own dick. Hannibal is struck by his flexibility & mesmerized as Will takes almost all of himself in his mouth!

Nigel in prison, still running a business empire; as soon as Berto enters Nigel’s instantly smitten. He seduces Berto with contraband gifts the Prison guards ignore. When he’s fully in his thrall Nigel pimps him out. He enlists Tonny as Berto’s watcher. Slowly they fall in love

Will & Hannibal go drinking & H is drunk enough to be persuaded to dance. Across the dance-floor W feels eyes boring into him. He turns to see Nigel smirking. Weeks later he’s running through the woods to watch the two of them fight to the death for him! #WillGrahamIsALittleShit

Hannibal attending a symposium where he’s the guest speaker; the banquet is divine as ever but a wry smile crosses his face when he eats sausages from the local butchers. The next day he pays a visit to the butchers & asks Svend where they source their meat…

Nigel using more & more to keep up with nympho sugar-baby twins Will & Adam; he finds a new pusher in Tonny. The day Tonny spots Adam he’s instantly in love & slowly starts giving Nigel lower quality blow mixed in with various chemicals in the hope that Adam would one day be his.

AU Postfall - amnesiac Hannibal is working as ‘Duncan Vizla’, bounty hunter hunting for a cannibal serial killer. Will can’t speak to him openly so recreates the Ripper’s greatest hits hoping it’ll bring his husband Hannibal’s memory back

Post Abigail - Pre Fall: A dining room full of guests & Hannibal is in the kitchen getting wanked off by Will, his tie unsuccessfully stifling his moans. He cums across the fancy French patisserie he spent days preparing. “Clean up your mess, Hannibal” Hannibal licks it clean.

Duncan moaning as Aiden guides his head to his cock; Aiden always wets his lips with his (impressive amount) precum but lets Duncan decide when he swallows his cock. He rests against Aiden’s raised leg as Aiden slides two fingers into his hole & barely moves them on his prostate

Promise I’m not being a dick or starting discourse; we call Mads Daddy because we don’t know him; his body-language & facial expression in the vid look uncomfortable, he’s playing along but actually saying it to his face without permission or an actual relationship is unfair

In My Opinion Michael Kupris

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Post-retirement Duncan being a sex-worker; one client is a quiet withdrawn curly-haired man whose energy thrums with danger. He never touches Duncan but buys him expensive (eye-watering) sex-toys, sits back in the chair to watch Duncan writhe around as he fucks himself

Pervy landlord Nigel - using a hidden video camera - zooming in on Adam’s mouth as it tangles with Will’s around their older brother Nolan’s cock. He jerks off imagining hinself in Nolan’s position. He wipes his hand on his jeans before uploading the footage to the porn site.

Today’s office for my latest Mads/Billy pairing: Martin from Druk & Chaz from Back To School #Colorado

“𝘞𝘪𝘯𝘦 𝘪𝘴𝘯'𝘵 𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘰𝘯𝘨 𝘦𝘯𝘰𝘶𝘨𝘩. 𝘐𝘵'𝘴 𝘣𝘭𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘐 𝘸𝘢𝘯𝘵.” - Henry Miller in letters to Anaïs Nin #Hannibal

Writers block kinda slid to the side.. writing a teen sex-worker Johnny & older Elias fic!!!! Yes - that’s right… the men & chicken/karate kid crossover you couldn’t even possibly conceive during your wildest fever-dream!

Tonny & Martin falling in love during the course of their lessons. Martin knows he’s only supposed to be helping the inmates learn to read & write but there’s something about hinself which is reflected in Tonny. Martin makes a decision to be with Tonny when he’s released

Nigel hires MJN to fly him about for his business deals; Martin is so obvious & Nigel’s teeth itch with the fucking need to have a pliant submissive plaything. Martin wants to loosen up so let’s himself get a blowjob from Nigel mid flight. It’s the worst decision he ever makes…

… distrust them with their own mother… So something has either been said, been misunderstood or the wife is not a good person and should not be married if 1) jealousy is an issue 2) they’re jealous of your relationship with your mom!

Brendel@brendelbored.bsky.social · 4mo ago

Happy Mother’s Day from this guy

Duncan giggling when Sam’s beard brushes against his hole; the Omega surprises them both when he soaks the younger man’s face, his slick dripping from the hair whilst Sam continues to eat him out as Duncan writhes on the bed groaning in ecstasy #SilentlyShy