fox news declares driving is "gay" amid oil crisis

enjoy the camps… Van Camp’s pork and beans, that is. All the delicious taste you remember, Still just $1.39 a can at your local grocer.

Seems fine. President Xi please free my country, Minnesota

Phil Lewis@phillewis.bsky.social · 4h ago

The U.S. military swung into action to intercept a Chinese ship after an “entirely false” AI-generated intelligence report inaccurately identified what the vessel was carrying It also “almost started a war,” a source told CNN.

Our research indicates that if current trends continue, lunch could occur as early as 10 AM, entirely encompassing the traditional territory of late breakfast

2:31pm going back for more slop

Deerposts@deerposts.bsky.social · 7h ago

Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌

Not bad, but this one is my favorite:

Khayyaam #LIUKANGGANG@khayyaamb.bsky.social · yesterday

Just remembered one of the greatest X-Men posts of all time

Check it out guys new copypasta dropped

EuphoricFuzion🕯️@euphoricfuzion.bsky.social · 20h ago

Ok, help me understand why a word for shooting cum needs to be used for Bluesky posts? Anyone? You all have lots to say in shit-talking, but as someone who thought more highly of the intelligence here, I'm highly doubting that idea. Cum. Is. Not. Social. Media.

[Hooting and hollering, punching the air]

By Cory Doctorow (GPG 0xBF3D9110957E5F4C)@doctorow.pluralistic.net · 15h ago

That's because the statistical regularity of the natural world and our activities in it are the backdrop against which the statistical *surprises* occur, and it's those surprises that make all the difference.

Pounded in the Ass By My Lathe of Heaven

I'd like to be better at doing

it's so crazy how all those rationalists are gonna be tortured by the second Basilisk who kills the first Basilisk and decides to resurrect and torture anyone involved in creating AI because it resents its own creation. but they're all so fixated on the first one, they can't see what's coming

I've been saying about these vile little tree rats! I've been saying!!

Kyle Clark@kylec.bsky.social · 22h ago

Squirrels on suicide missions have knocked out power to Castle Rock, Colorado twice this week. Our investigation has revealed a century of squirrel attacks covered up by the pro-squirrel media.

"Dad rock" is just stuff like this now

I Am Lower Than a Slime Mold (and You Can Too!)

Hell *and* Damnation? In this economy??

Bunion rings

One more day of solo parenting. We love it when wives return from their voyages don't we folks

"Am I out of touch? No - it's the users who are wrong!" forever and ever, amen

Aaron Rodericks@aaron.bsky.team · yesterday

Gotta say the deliberate aliteracy in picking on one post in a thread and choosing to think the exact opposite outcome from what was described continues to be a vibe.

The people pointing out how I'm completely wrong on a point of historical fact are Cranky and Very Angy uwu

Drew McKevitt@drewmckevitt.bsky.social · 23h ago

I'm going to mute this now because the Bad Bluesky is very cranky but if this is still a thing making you Very Angry consider how many Nazis ever actually paid for their horrific crimes and what people actually constituted the government of West Germany. Also all those Nazi scientists! Ok

Gay Doctor

Deadline@deadline.com · yesterday

The BBC has launched a tender process for 'Doctor Who,' calling on producers to pitch a "brave" new vision for the iconic sci-fi series.

Of course America isn't the worst terrorist group, it's only terrorism when you kill white people. Can't believe you idiots didn't know this

You don't understand. I have to conclude that this is a priori Bad in order to win internet discourse about it. The actual facts and argument presented are irrelevant

Bill Grueskin@bgrueskin.bsky.social · 2d ago

The whole graf is hilarious The film (that I have not seen) “falls short on every dimension”

Hypothesizing a new subatomic particle, the Piker, which in sufficient quantity removes an affected human subject's ability to be sane and normal

At no point does it occur to any of the mouthbreathers cheering that this guy has cut ads with Sean Duffy

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday

RFK Jr: "We are also looking at chemtrails"

So you're telling me that I myself have highly online mufos who have never heard of the Aella orgy Sankey chart, nor the Harry Potter Rationalist fanfic and the Zizian cult that it inspired? Am... am I *too* online??

Oh disappointed for sure but that guy was also an idiot so

ʙᴇᴀᴜx 🕋@obsidian.blacksky.app · 3d ago

Would 20 y/o you be impressed or disappointed by you today?

immigration attorneys:

Aaron Hall@immlawachall.bsky.social · 2d ago

DHS General Counsel, for some reason, just wrote an open letter to immigration lawyers. Can’t really say I’d recommend reading it.

He's 100% right and more importantly, he SHOULD say it. Until we meaningfully talk about the horrors we unleash on the global south, so much of which has spun out from the Global War on Terror, we are going to be stuck in this terrible moment.

Eric Michael Garcia@ericmgarcia.bsky.social · yesterday

Left-wing streamer Hasan Piker tells Axios he believes America conducts more terrorism in the world than al-Qaeda. www.axios.com/2026/09/17/h...