I’m still crying about Caiya Hanks’ goal. What an absolute STUNNER. 😭

Return of the Kling #BAONPDX

my eye has been twitching since I woke up and apparently it was just my soccer spidey senses tingling that ANOTHER ACL HAS BEEN CLAIMED.

new plan: Tobin doesn’t sign for just one day, she comes back for the rest of the season

FUCK.

moda needs some capos at this STH event because bless these poor employees trying to make announcements but NO ONE can hear you

everything else in my universe is imploding but dakota & i got courtside randomly so that’s a plus

Did you know you could just weld a bunch of hex keys together and make a flower?

Hey remember when you could see the sky? That was cool. Anyway, we’re open today & could use your business if you’re interested ✌️

We have tons of different size air filters & fans in stock friends. At the time of this post, we have one small air purifier in stock as well. Stay safe. ❤️‍🩹

apparently I should go back to giving a shit about the Timbers because Fire & Thorns hurt me three separate times this weekend.

what the actual fuck is happening right now

I didn’t even finish saying, “I need the Thorns to fix my broken heart after that Fire game” before Soph buried it, so thanks for that girl 🙂‍↕️

hey Sophie, that nose job is gender affirming care ya know

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From what I’m hearing, if it weren’t for white supremacists, transphobic bigots, and a first round flopper, Indiana wouldn’t have fans outside of whatever corn field they play in.

I can hear this photo, still ten years later. We had just been given clearance to go inside the barricades and sift through some of the rubble. My mom gasped, which rapidly turned into giggles (exhaustion? delirium? all of the above?) once she found a scrap of her Timbers memorabilia. ❤️‍🩹

a friend pointed out how the ladder would make the perfect SCARF DISPLAY 😍 for all my #RCTID #PTFC #BAONPDX folks 👀

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our team has had some down time (unfortunately) but the good news is - they got creative with it! We’ve got a couple blanket ladders & a cedar garden trellis available now! 🥳

our team has had some down time (unfortunately) but the good news is - they got creative with it! We’ve got a couple blanket ladders & a cedar garden trellis available now! 🥳

No! Hats! For Poooortland! *sung to the tune of No Sleep Til Brooklyn

The Morgan Weaver chants last night & now hearing Felipe Mora’s chants….Portland is Soccer City USA and no one can tell me otherwise 😭

Mora was my Grammy’s fave before she passed. I turned on the match just in time to see his goal. 🥹 Grammy would be so proud of you, Pipe.

got chills last night hearing MORGAN WEAVER chants….got them alllll over again watching the replay. 😍🥹

feeling so incredibly unprepared for this match day yikes

Thornies get Morgan Weaver back just in time for me to be HEARTBROKEN over the Fire and SAB tearing her ACL. these fuckin knees, man.

our lovely Aric handmade these leather patches with our logo so you too can rock an EverAttit cap from your fave hardware store. :)

There is something incredibly dystopian (and honestly, defeating) about sitting in our small family business’s store, which has been terrifyingly quiet as of late, drafting an email expressing my disappointment in yet another corporation forcing AI on its community. Y’all. I’m exhausted.

FUCK AI FUCK RING FUCK CANNED ‘passion’ OF FLASHING LIGHTS, KARAOKE CAM, DAYTIME FIREWORKS, OR YER HIRED DRUMLINE (this is a woso and soccer post, but applies universally)

Husband brag for a quick sec: This man not only drove our mini train in the parade, hunched over in that tiny cab for over an hour, but dressed the part, no questions asked. Thanks for giving up your Saturday 🖤🖤🖤

apparently the Timbers know how to play soccer???

today I learned that this is the first day in my *entire* life that Lindsay Graham has not been a member of congress. Keep it comin’. 😈