The Summer of Wallbanger
@hardywallbanger.bsky.social
Midvale School For The Gifted esteemed alum, long suffering Husker, Mustache grower, and trivia titan.
Somehow things that would have been a background gag in a Verhoeven movie are now just real
Taking my time to really listen and learn from the very valid concerns of the MAHA movement:
Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙@mementomorty.bsky.social · 6h agowe should hear MAHA out about this they might be onto something
Man, someone talk me out of spending nearly $100 on cheese from the Washington State University Dairy.
“E. A. SPORTS. Can you spare some change?”
Jason Schreier@jasonschreier.bsky.social · 22h agoEA officially goes private tonight, meaning: - EA will no longer trade on the NASDAQ for the first time in 36 years - All stockholders of EA (including many employees) will receive $210/share - EA will take on $18 billion (!) in debt, putting it on the hook to pay ~$1.8 billion/year in interest
The constant blinking is a dead tell that he absolutely wants to lose his shit on Tapper.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterdayRep. Max Miller: "When I was reported for child abuse of my daughter for a broken collarbone, my daughter was in my ex-wife's care 9 out of the last 11 days and she took her to the emergency room, which is a contempt violation from our shared parenting plan."
Super cool to have every third reel that’s fed to me be maga/christofascist bullshit. Real great social network zuck has built.
This person has spent zero time on the internet.
New York Magazine@nymag.com · yesterdayOn social media, a broad consensus is that you can’t admit to struggle — at least not while you’re struggling. Doing so represents a failure so profound it’s almost existential. How did it become mandatory to demonstrate perpetual growth and progress online?
Learned more about Tom Emmer in this 30 second clip than we have about Mitch McConnell in the past 30 days.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · yesterday😳 Rep. Pete Stauber indicates there's something gravely wrong with Tom Emmer's health: "You have no idea what Congressman Emmer is dealing with right now. If you did, you would've never made that comment. He's fighting for his damn life today!"
The "shut up and dribble" crowd sure does have some opinions.
Justin Baragona@justinbaragona.bsky.social · yesterdayAbsolutely nobody knew who Riley Gaines was when she was swimming for Kentucky -- there wasn't a whole arena booing her at that time.
I've always wondered how Bazooka Joe lost his eye
mary worth is lit@wilburwurthless.bsky.social · 2y agoEat shit Shakespeare
Republicans love pushing vocational-only education instead of comprehensive-education because they want a healthy supply of low-cost servants and less competition for the professional and boss jobs they want their own kids to have.
Seth Cotlar@sethcotlar.bsky.social · yesterdayIn a college sociology class in the late 1980s I was assigned a Marxist analysis of education that argued that the US education system is designed primarily to produce efficient workers for the labor market. And now Trump’s Department of Education is just tweeting it out.
I was told that Shedeur didn't get a fair shot because nobody likes his dad...
The Athletic@theathletic.com · yesterdayOur 2026 NFL Quarterback Tiers results are here. The panel this year consisted of 21 execs and 29 coaches overall. Each voter placed 35 veteran QBs into five tiers, from best (Tier 1) to worst (Tier 5). nyti.ms/4yYcfln
You know, it's wild that Luann and Peggy once killed a guy in an episode of King of the Hill and it's never brought up again.
Nothing like getting into it with another brewery owner over interpretation of state liquor laws on a Monday. It should be noted that the commission has basically been in shambles since the last commissioner was federally indicted for giving favors to strip clubs. So it's kinda the wild west rn
I see you, Boston.
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Jeff Passan Bot@jeffpassanbot.bsky.social · 2d agoBREAKING: The Boston Red Sox are acquiring three-time All-Star catcher Adley Rutschman in a trade with the Baltimore Orioles, sources tell ESPN.
Why yes, my morning consisted of redoing invoices that others did while I was out of office. why do you ask?
Trying to come up with a View to a Kill reference and I’m blanking.
~Tilda is short for Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantilda Menace@hulcricket.bsky.social · 2d agoI keep getting close to putting jokes together but you people throw your stuff out and they come undone
Shout out to past me for looking out for present me by ordering extra char buff wings at Tracks last night