Hatey McLife
@hateymclife.bsky.social
Hatey McLife was shat out of hell.
With the cyclosporiasis outbreak no sane person would put lettuce on their fetus sandwich.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 6d agoRep. John McGuire: "I don't know if you heard about the BLT sandwich -- using human fetus baby parts in the vaccine when they could've used ivermectin"
Hurling F-bombs at an 85-year-old scientist who won’t fight back doesn’t make you tough. Staying silent after your own daughter accused Rep. Max Miller of holding a gun to her head, pushing her against a wall, and fracturing your granddaughter’s collarbone makes you a coward.
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last wk.Moreno to Fauci: "Who the fuck did you think you were?"
i don't think the mayor of new york should have "theories about shrek's penis"
Emily L. Hauser (she/her) ❌👑@emilylhauser.bsky.social · last wk.I'm sorry this is one of the funniest pictures I've ever seen
Sign shops selling "NO DATA CENTER" signs are more profitable than OpenAI.
This video of a woman telling an anti-abortion asshole to, "Shut the fuck up" is exactly what I needed to see on a Monday morning
People annoyed by crying babies on planes are the villains, it’s the airlines who charge extra to check babies.
Teenage me listening to 'Wake Up' for the first time: "Flip like Wilson? I thought Tim was the rat?"
Is he promoting them because he sold them big dick toilets?
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · last mo.UN Ambassador Matt Whitaker: "People are enjoying the United States of America because it's an awesome place. We have extraordinary things like Buc-ee's and Chick-fil-A, very convenient to eat in your car while you're having a phone call. It's an amazing country."
(Bursts into a room at the Port of Long Beach Extended Stay and starts popping the corks out of dozens of 47-week pregnant immigrants.)
This is the one true recipe for a Reflecting Pool: 2oz rum, 4oz pineapple juice, 1oz blue curacao, one Blue Razzberry Fruit Roll-Up
"I know a lot of it is, but maybe not everything is gender." Trump: "Anitfa gave the Reflecting Pool a vagina."
It's not him, he's already obese.
Lizzy Lawrence@lizzylawrence.bsky.social · last mo.EXCLUSIVE: Eli Lilly gave compassionate use access to retatrutide, their unapproved powerful obesity drug, to a 79-year-old man in April. The application was arranged by a top doctor at NIH, and cleared by the FDA. www.statnews.com/2026/06/23/e...
"What a hideous baby. Better name him something that lets the blind know he gets no pussy."
Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com · 2mo agoRep. Dusty Johnson: "Beef is still an incredible value. We're not used to paying $8 or $9 for a pound of ground beef, but you compare the nutrition in a pound of beef to a $9 bag of chips, and I would tell you beef still packs a powerful punch."
This is her second fifth of the day.
The Downballot@the-downballot.com · 2mo agoNancy Mace is in a distant 5th in the #SCGov GOP primary, even though a large chunk of her House district has now reported. Not looking great for fellow Rep. Ralph Norman, either. Last week, two GOP reps crashed and burned in gov primaries as well (Randy Feenstra & Dusty Johnson).
Love the pause while everyone inhales as much air as they can right before the boos start.
Mother Jones@motherjones.com · 2mo agoBREAKING NEWS: Wildly unpopular president met with "thunderous boos" from thousands of onlookers.
82-0 has made me really sympathetic toward DeMar DeRozan.
The normal response to hearing someone has a vegan girlfriend is: "That lucky bastard doesn't have to share his brisket."