Tammy Garrison

@hauntedhideaway.bsky.social

Your Friendly Neighborhood Librarian, fundraiser and author of Sherlock Holmes AU pastiche The Twisted Blackmailer. Into Sherlock Holmes, Doctor Who, Batman, The Phantom of the Opera, Heated Rivalry and more. Neurodivergent. Queer. Jew. Newly baked potato.

Oh. It finally happened last night. I was stressed from the elevator thing and the kids being super loud and wild. A kid took a roll of glue dots and wrapped them around himself like a mummy (like 6 feet of the stuff) and as I was unwrapping him, I dropped the roll and an “oh shit”…. 1/2

My glasses will not be in till like November 3 😭😭 at the earliest 😭😭😭 and also I had to spend $200 on fancy-ass glasses to solve my migraine problem. 😭😭😭 so I am very sad. 😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠🫠

Told the kid at Walmart electronics that I was looking for a coax splitter because I was the last person on the planet with a VCR. He found it and I said thanks, now I can watch THX Star Wars, like God intended. He looks me dead in the eye and says, “I don’t know what that means.”