I would walk 500 miles to punch the Proclaimers in the head

Meet me at Screwfix (gone to buy a new hose)

HawaiiWorms@hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 4d ago

Meet me at Screwfix (going to buy a new toilet seat)

Guess who has had booze? (It's me, it's not a hard guess)

Just remembered that my dad used to know a man called Mark Came and I can't stop laughing

Good morning to everyone except people who say "deffo"

Done seventy billion steps today. I win the steps.

Come buy me a double vodka and coke right and I'll have a really boring conversation with you about bass guitar effects pedals

Might be considered gauche but I love being drunk (I'm drunk)

I'm on a bus, who knows where it's going? (Obviously I do, that's why I got on it. And I hope the driver does too otherwise we're all in trouble)

HawaiiWorms@hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 6d ago

I'm on a train, who knows where it's going? (Obviously I do, that's why I got on it. And I hope the driver does too otherwise we're all in trouble)

New toilet seat installed, everyone can relax. Though not on my new toilet seat. Find your own.

HawaiiWorms@hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 4d ago

Meet me at Screwfix (going to buy a new toilet seat)

Meet me at Screwfix (going to buy a new toilet seat)

Imagining the anatomy of the person this chair is for

Shouting at the sky that the magna carta gives him the right to be the world's biggest cunt

HawaiiWorms@hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 4d ago

Your boyfriend has gone to Dover and is yelling that he's a freeman of the land

Your boyfriend has gone to Dover and is yelling that he's a freeman of the land

A list of the "most influential" bluesky posters is an absolutely embarrassing thing to do and will make an excellent blocklist

I hope you all destroy your enemies today

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AnalogueTrash@analoguetrash.com · last wk.

Pete Collins's @hawaiiworms.bsky.social derives cold pleasure from the abstract lyrics and sound of Empires and Dance era Simple Minds on 'Object Passion.' Check the link for details on his 'Input : Meaning : Joy' EP. www.analoguetrash.com/blog/hawaiiw...

C3PO is getting hitched by the look of it

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Feature Friday and Bandcamp Friday 04-09-26 Featuring: Stuffy Doll, Burial Grid, Penelope Trappes, Plague Relic and Never the Bridle A Requiem by Penelope Trappes @penelopetrappes.bsky.social I lov…

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Hello beautiful people! It's Bandcamp Friday today. You can have a read about my most recent EP courtesy of the wonderful @analoguetrash.com below and get a copy here (digital available as well as cassette!): hawaiiworms.bandcamp.com/album/input-... Please repost! #BandcampFriday

AnalogueTrash@analoguetrash.com · last wk.

Pete Collins's @hawaiiworms.bsky.social derives cold pleasure from the abstract lyrics and sound of Empires and Dance era Simple Minds on 'Object Passion.' Check the link for details on his 'Input : Meaning : Joy' EP. www.analoguetrash.com/blog/hawaiiw...

I got drenched. Good job I'm not made of sugar (or am I?)

HawaiiWorms@hawaiiworms.bsky.social · 6d ago

I'm going to get incredibly soaked when I get off this metrolink, this is an outrage

I'm going to get incredibly soaked when I get off this metrolink, this is an outrage

i can't keep going to this post office. today the manager/owner was wearing a t shirt emblazoned with an AI caricature of her own, beaming face, and the slogan "i'm not here to wipe your arse".

I'm drunk on the Metrolink. What are you going to do about that Burnham?

Hahahaha. FUCK OFF.

Some man in the pub keeps nodding at me like he knows me, but I don't know him

I'm on a train, who knows where it's going? (Obviously I do, that's why I got on it. And I hope the driver does too otherwise we're all in trouble)

Had some penne pasta last night which we all know is the Italian for penis

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Firescribe@firescribestudios.bsky.social · 3w ago

Hello! We are Firescribe, a kiln-formed glass studio in Cornwall, UK, run by @squeezy.bsky.social and @nibus.bsky.social. We make stuff! Like this:

Been to the hygienist and now I can feel each of my individual teeth and it's good and weird all at once.