Hay1tsme

@hay1ts.me

arcade gamer and infosec person

Can somebody please explain to me, in painstaking detail, how to dodge jevil's spade attack? It legitimately feels un-dodgeable, but I've seen nohit videos so....

I don't care how cute the dog is, I'm not spending a billion dollars on a console with 2 games that I will use once.

The most original thing about the new NetEase game is that it's probably the first gacha-less hoyo-slop game and I think that deserves, like, at least one prop.

Tried embedding squirrel (scripting language) in a C app just to mess around with it and I now understand why everyone still uses lua, there's legit 0 good alternatives lmao

There is no legitimate reason for games to not give you the option to disable post-processing effects. "Something something creative vision" sorry, your creative vision is dogshit smeared in Vaseline. Can you please give me the option to turn it off so I can at least try to enjoy the gameplay?

What if you Had a video on a topic you're interested in But God said Monotone narrator who couldn't abridge a thigh gap

I can accept $450 for a console if it's got the chops to justify it. You absolutely got me fucked up if you think I'm paying $80 for a game. I think I'll skip the Switch 2 entirely unless it's got day 1 homebrew like the Switch 1, because at least then it can be a fun project box.