This is the platonic ideal of the bluescreen. I am using a device. When it fails, I want to see a big sterile readout that says "the machine has failed. This is why." Not fucking "Google the error message to learn more :]" you fucking rats.
Henrique Cabral
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Moving electrons around, not always the right way. Chaser of nanoseconds. 0.1x engineer. He/him. 🇵🇹🇳🇱 hmpcabral.com
Tech does not exist outside the context of other things happening in the world, and neither do we
We desperately need to get away from arguments for the humanities that elevate them because of what they do for technology. The humanities should not be understood as service disciplines. They are an extension of us, and that is enough.
"The first madness was that we were born, that they stuffed a god into a bag of skin." (Akwaeke Emezi, Freshwater) Why does this quote go so hard holy shit
Is there any information about the design of MARISA tries? It seems to be relatively well-known, as far as niche data structures go, but all I can find are wrappers around the C++ library for different languages, so it seems like nobody even reimplemented it natively? www.s-yata.jp/marisa-trie/...
MARISA: Matching Algorithm with Recursively Implemented StorAge
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if a position of authority can be misused in this way, that position of authority should not exist. It's clearly not enough to simply change who is in that position, no more than praying that the next king be better than the last.
"Serendipity doesn't come from efficiency. It comes from spending time in the space where the problem lives, getting your hands dirty, making mistakes that nobody asked you to make and learning things nobody assigned you to learn."
Hey, I wrote a thing about AI in astrophysics ergosphere.blog/posts/the-ma...
That's some real Bogdan shit
A startling recreation of the North Bersted Iron Age warrior wearing his (not at all) ostentatious crested helmet The warrior's damaged vertebrae suggest that he wore this hat quite a lot in life © Artas Media 2019 📷 March 2026 at the #Novium Happy #FindsFriday
Did you want an unnecessarily detailed post about compiler optimisations? I got you covered www.hmpcabral.com/2026/03/20/t...
Two studies in compiler optimisations · hmpc
A deep dive into the intricacies of the LLVM optimisation pipeline.
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Getting a rug for the dining room has filled a hole in my soul I didn't even know was there
Is breaking down cardboard boxes a full time job with benefits, because I think I'd be pretty good at it
Is the Kremlin soft power machine working overtime lately or is it just me? Heated Rivalry, The Great, Ponies, Idiotka, Mr. Nobody Against Putin, The Wizard of the Kremlin. Hard to miss the theme here
Wrote a thing, because I don't know how to stop digging myself into holes www.hmpcabral.com/2026/02/25/t...
The C++ input iterator pitfall · hmpc
Exploring the sometimes unintuitive semantics of C++ input ranges and how to address them.
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New (and first) blog post! It was (mostly) fun to write some JavaScript for the first time www.hmpcabral.com/2026/02/09/m...
Making waffles with group theory · hmpc
Using group theory to create a clone of the popular word game Waffle.
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Is using the Banach fixed point theorem while doing your tax returns normal, asking for a friend
The "actual leftist solidarity or Comintern cosplay" litmus test (Ukraine/Syria) never fails
from: this account “ukraine”
Who was going to tell me there was a statistical mechanics critique of totalitarianism
Actively getting brain damage from the amount of people ecstatic at the possibility of using LLMs to extract every last drop of "productivity" out of their time away from their desks. Some of you need to learn to sit with your thoughts and just exist in the world.
A zoomer complimented my outfit so nobody can tell me shit the rest of the day