I would like everyone to stop asking me to do things.
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Apparently my body decided to take the weekend off for real
I get that we’re focusing on this little side quest of his, but what it’s telling us all is that he has no intention of leaving the White House… Y’all should’ve never let his ass win that election.
Our story so far: Trump orders minions to destroy the Capitol on Jan 6. He's banned from YouTube. He returns to the White House. He sues YouTube for banning him. They settle for $22 million. That money is used by Trump to destroy the East Wing www.cnbc.com/2025/10/22/t...
Sometimes I give my dog a few potato chips because she’s very good at making crunchy sounds for some reason? It’s good ASMR.
Finished our fair food map. All I need are those donuts and a chamoy pickle 🤤
I’m learning that I haven’t spent nearly enough time with Dread Scott’s work. I remember learning about the Flag piece, but not much more than that.
If you only find joy in the product and never the work, you gonna be in for a long hard road ahead.
All I gotta do is shiver ONCE in my home and that heat is getting turned on.
Whatever happened to “never let somebody tell you that they don’t want you more than once”?! Did the girlies lose that recipe? Did y’all not have an auntie with a 27-piece?! Did your grandma not have that bowl of walnuts, apples, and, oranges on the dining room table?! Who raised you to be dizzy?
Shot in May in beautiful Raleigh, NC.... Son of Sumter is my first comedy special. Available on Amazon in November
The work IS the joy. The work IS the point. Yes. I do things for the journey as much as I do the destination. Only thing I wanna snap and fix is my A1C.
That’s the other thing that baffles me about AI and creative writing, actually. The work IS the joy for me. I don’t want to be able to snap my fingers and have a completed “product.” I want to be transformed by the process. I’m an author but I do this because I enjoy the rigor of being a writer.
I missed one of the festivals I’ve been meaning to go to.
Coordinating the food route for the fair is serious business lol.
I added my ex to my budget after our first date for this exact reason. Lmao. I wasn’t about to *not* feed that lady
Let me tell you something…. Discovering you in love with a real eater????? Traumatizing
I had honeycomb for the first time in decades probably…
What kinda cereal yall eating this morning?
I love Gomez, man. Loves his wife deeply. Sees no wrong in his daughter and defends her shenanigans. One of the boys to his son. The ultimate family man.
If there’s two things you can count on about Gomez Addams? It’s that he will always be thirsty for his wife & that it can get real dark for niggas if you try to holla at her.
My homegirl’s fiancé left her recently because she found out that my friend lied about something from the FIRST MONTH of dating each other 5 years ago. My friend called me to vent and got mad because I told her she was in the wrong and the healthiest response her ex could have was to leave.