Heath - formerly Tbirdpaints

@heathbar.bsky.social

Game Dev | Narrative Designer at Velan Studios who likes drawing, plants, and all around being a stubborn lil guy. (They/them Heath like Heathbar)

Update: Mudry just walked downstairs with his headset on, looked me dead in the eye, and aggressively chugged the rest of the broth. He then proclaimed (loudly, through tears) "IT'S GOOD. THANKS. I HATE IT." Only after he'd consumed the last drop did he place his empty soup bowl into the sink.

Heath - formerly Tbirdpaints@heathbar.bsky.social · 2mo ago

I'm home sick today and I made lunch soup. Of course I made Mudry some, he said he was cold! Anyway, I'm am going to need to repent cause he's on a work call aaaand I accidentally made this Heath Comfort Spice Level™ and I just heard him coughing. I might be the world's worst flatmate 😂

I'm home sick today and I made lunch soup. Of course I made Mudry some, he said he was cold! Anyway, I'm am going to need to repent cause he's on a work call aaaand I accidentally made this Heath Comfort Spice Level™ and I just heard him coughing. I might be the world's worst flatmate 😂

Reddit actively telling me to go away on both mobile and PC is going to do wonders for my productivity. Goodbye to the final social media that kept my attention locked in a steel trap. Sucks because there were some legitimately interesting communities and troubleshooting threads on there, tho.

Like hear me out - with bugs and spiders there's at least some cognitive dissonance. But we KNOW octopi are intelligent af and still some species participate in sexual cannibalism to the point where the males sometimes are like "here let me just detach my mating arm, I'm out, byeeeee!"

Heath - formerly Tbirdpaints@heathbar.bsky.social · 3mo ago

Me to Mudry: I'm the 'It's wild just how many different species from arthropods to cephalopods the female cannibalizes her mate.' flavor of weird, not the 'How many times is this actor chewing gum in scenes that he shouldn't be?' flavor of weird. (And don't even get me started about anglerfish...)

Me to Mudry: I'm the 'It's wild just how many different species from arthropods to cephalopods the female cannibalizes her mate.' flavor of weird, not the 'How many times is this actor chewing gum in scenes that he shouldn't be?' flavor of weird. (And don't even get me started about anglerfish...)

Picking up your end game Blue Prince save after a year is like trying to finish writing your thesis paper with notes written in crayon by some drunk conspiracy theory version of your past self. Past me really did not like to explain their math. They were on to SOMETHING though. I think. Maybe.

I saw someone post a stock image of people in suits that were meant to represent my team at work (as a bit! I laughed!). My live reaction was to just look down at my current form in that moment. Sometimes game dev is the jeans we wore along the way. (I was due for a new self portrait anyway 😂)

Digitally illustrated cartoon self portrait of the artist with blue hair, a shirt that says "gender chaotic", and holding a mug with the words "gluten and people intolerant" on the side. Illustrated stuffed animals in the background and a computer monitor and coffee in the foreground.

Something I find absolutely delightful about Pokopia is that ditto mimics the speech patterns of the Pokemon talking to them. They even choose to/have to mimic their friend's language. It gives just a little more detail to our favorite lil guy. 😭

Why the hell would I support the development and use of AI when all of the applications so far are denying me basic healthcare, dynamically raising my grocery prices, ushering me to a sludge level chat bot for any customer service needs, and removing creative human connection from media I enjoy?

There's a kids music show happening in the communal space outside of the cafe I'm at... Performer: "What does the mouse say?" Woman behind me, having an unrelated conversation in the sudden silence: "Insurance is a scam." I do think that IS what the mouse says, actually.