Hedrick T. Monster

@hedrickmonster.bsky.social

Calm your torches and pitchforks, I’m just your friendly neighborhood closet monster or your imaginary spirt-guide hallucination. Stays scary ah-ha, never scary uh-oh. Live. Laugh. Lurk.

OH HAY! You ever thought about the helth of your shrubs? Well, unhealthy scraggly bushes make terrible places for “beneficial” monsters like moi to hide. How am I suppose to pick-off the pesky cold callers selling windows, porch pirates, and the random prancercizer if I don’t get solid shadowy cover

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