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• midwestern soccer mom • accepts all cookies 🍪 • third bullet point here

I was shopping for a Bible cover for a family member today and uh... apparently you can buy a Tactical Bible cover. For the devout militia member in your life, I guess? Who no doubt attends worship at a cathedral?

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Would you rather bring your baby with you to a place you know to be dangerous, or leave them with strangers in a place you know to be safe? That is the impossible choice many Haitian parents in my community are making on the eve of TPS expiring. Lord, have mercy.

Last week my little neighbor girls were handing out homemade cardboard "cookies" to the neighborhood. I had some flowers left over from an event so I gave them each one. Me: I love cookies! What kind are they? Twin 1: Chocolate chip Twin 2: (simultaneously) Cardboard 1/2

Today I was looking for help to clear up the lingering smell after using the fryer, but house got auto corrected to horse. Google AI fearlessly accepted the challenge.

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My Christmas gift to the world is the knowledge that on the Planet Fitness treadmills you can enter your desired speed right on the little keypad and you do not have to boop the plus sign 57 times Also good job to everyone for taking care of their health 👍

I keep thinking about the health insurance CEO shooting yesterday. For me it crystallizes the fundamental dissonance of a private company whose mission is ostensibly health but whose bottom line is financial profits over keeping people alive and healthy. Same for big food corporations.