No you're not.

How's he gonna be offended? He's in HER bed.

Aaaaand she's already asleep.

Easily picks him up moving him to make room before crawling into bed.

2025 in a nutshell…

Dyslexia strikes again

Wraps an arm around her shoulder.

𝖗𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍 𝖊𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒉@dareisms.bsky.social · 2y ago

hugging @heirofruin.bsky.social

"I don't know if I should."

//Theos parents ✌🏼😗

//my dumbass coworker is saying the Bible was originally written in hieroglyphics 💀

Ares having a fortress in the most ares thing ever

//I like to think Theo is the hand to hand combat instructor at camp 😌

Screaming. As a hobby.

I say it like it is.

𝖗𝒂𝒄𝒉𝒆𝒍 𝖊𝒍𝒊𝒛𝒂𝒃𝒆𝒕𝒉@dareisms.bsky.social · 2y ago

beautiful?

Hey if it works it works.

𝑷.𝑱.@thatseabrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

I used my trident. Not really my finer ideas, I'll admit

Just scrape it with your teeth.

𝑷.𝑱.@thatseabrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

Anyone ever have that Phantom itch? Where it's your finger but not your finger but like inside your finger and no matter what you can't scratch it? So anyways I may need medical attention—

I only know who three of those people are

𝑷.𝑱.@thatseabrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

Haven, annabeth, clara, rachel, quinn– I can go on

Who has he been kidnapping??

𝑷.𝑱.@thatseabrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

I don't lie

Stop lying to the girl

𝑷.𝑱.@thatseabrat.bsky.social · 2y ago

Fine. At some point, don't know when don't know where, but Aries will kidnap you. There's nothing we or you can do about it. He does this a lot.

I was a general.

Callie@calliepjostory.bsky.social · 2y ago

Oh… so you were apart of Luke’s … side

I don't listen

Annabeth Chase@rpannabeth.bsky.social · 2y ago

…. I thought we talked about this nickname

Someone get Zeus out of Mickey mouse club house

//anywho I am unfortunately still at work

The war™️

Callie@calliepjostory.bsky.social · 2y ago

…. Oh?

Et tu Annie bananie

Annabeth Chase@rpannabeth.bsky.social · 2y ago

Ares isn’t… ugly

//my silicone plugs don't make my ear itch so I forget how fucking crusty they get

Annie says she doesn't have friends while actively having friends

Do you though?

Also yeah Annabeth and I have been friends for years.

Girl get your eyes checked