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live, laugh, dandori. (in another life i went by burjz)

the met gala is so radicalizing lmao. can’t compartmentalize viewing cool fashions anymore i’m too pissed and jaded which i guess is a good thing…

<I’m wheeled into the Pitt> Santos: male, 36, at happy hour, now saying “tummy feel crazy” Al-Hashimi: 47% of men’s bodies reject modern IPAs. They’re too hoppy now Robi: the silent killer. Get him to surgery McKay <alone now, staring straight at camera>: I am the same type of communist as you

april brings my birthday which brings my yearly making myself feel bad about the state of my life and the world and being alone while also it being my favorite season of spring. very disparate annoying emotions the whole month long

not going from having a great fun weekend with friends to worrying on a monday afternoon for friends flight home because of evil ICE bastard fucks getting paid to guzzle trump’s balls around the airport

it sucks that i like being on social media but also hate it lmao i wish i just stayed offline when i deleted all my stuff years ago man……. here and discord and instagram and twitter just keep sucking any soul that’s left outta me

every time i cut my hair short im like getting my life over how fast my hair dries and also how little shampoo and conditioner i gotta use… my lazy ass needs to get haircuts with more regularity…

learning about the school voucher system here in texas and of course the program has its origin during segregation… here’s a voucher for private school if u don’t want your kid to go to an integrated school… greg abbott’s bitch ass should be tossed into space i’m so serious

i just put on a tate mcrae video because now i’m being fed a bunch of other current pop girls after my zara larsson rabbit hole and i gotta say im surprised tate mcrae is apparently known for being a dancer? it’s always interesting when we attribute words incorrectly !

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