jaws is boring?

snoopy would never hurt me

ngl y’all I do NOT feel like Nicole I feel like Grizabella

Florida next week 🫩

unfollowing a white man because you realize he has nothing to offer aside from being conventionally attractive is so

when will it be my turn to bop to the top?

god I want health insurance so bad

toured a historical site on my trip to the east coast: the Jersey Shore house

went to New York City to go up and down the only remaining wooden escalators in America

might go to New York for one single day, who want me?

do NOT trust a twink to run an estate sale

new message from “masc for trans”… 🤨

taking my stand, I think Duolingo is an abomination

many of you could stimulate my prostate, but could you stimulate my mind? enrichment? how about that?

always relevant

Diego 🤡@hellodiego.bsky.social · last yr.

museum fatigue but for seeing cock

puppeteered for a commercial gig today

patient asked, “are you involved in the lgbtq community?”

Bienvenidos a Miami @zachnyx.bsky.social @hellodiego.bsky.social

@hellodiego.bsky.social and I are coparenting dark chao children

Zach@zachnyx.bsky.social · 4w ago

Wanna come play chaos?

🤗

Zach@zachnyx.bsky.social · 4w ago

Wanna come play chaos?

Ever cried while hearing a song from your favorite musical played live on a Wurlitzer? I know I have.

still true!

Diego 🤡@hellodiego.bsky.social · 4mo ago

I don’t need to show pole, my boyfriend does it for me.

nominating my boyfriend for a gayvn because why not?

so crazy that frollo’s whole villain thesis is “if I can’t fuck her, she has to die” catholicism is so funny

guys who’s ed shenis?

walking into the sauna and everyone is just staring at you because they’ve lined up along the full perimeter to furiously jerk it… 🧍‍♂️

btw we met Buddy

Bob Mackie, my beloved 😔

I think my property manager should die.

grateful I was able to get nasty in the Tom Sawyer Island caves before they closed them 🫡