henaki

@henaki.bsky.social

occasional poster of bad fighting game memes

my core belief is fgs are a lot less fun bc they are fundamentally social experiences and now you can just log on the internet to learn shit and play anonymous ranked. if you want to experience FIghting Games you need to play some shit no one knows through discord.

luck be a landlord, despite being a critique of our ultracapitalist hellscape, is ultimately the foundational work for transforming indie games into the very hellscape it is criticizing. it truly is the monopoly (board game) of the modern era.

unironically at this point i wish i wasnt decaying and also i could do combos bc a dream has been to make a fg one day. or at least a grappler.

between sf6 and tokon it feels like the end state of the modern fighting game is an easy to input but ridiculous knowledge check resource-intensive management games with specifically designed power spikes. just make a moba guys.

if you have two+ ex-wives and apply for ICE a bunch of confetti should fly everywhere and a huge alarm bell should go off like you're their 100,00th customer before they send you straight to jail

dont want to get into this shit but like the dude at riot that SAed me is still in a leadership position and the multiple people that bullied a trans woman to suicide still faced no consequences i really dont care where you stand but if you draw the line stand on the same side consistently

"i'm from the government and i'm here to help" are not the scariest 9 words in the english language. the scariest 9 words in the english language are "i am a ghost with a big machine gun"

idtech thing is crazy like at the very least you plug those people into other teams to make other engine tech work better. they are like your 10x and 100x employees. insanity lmao

every tournament and convention should have an air purifier by the entrance not for covid but because if the the fan starts working overtime and the air quality light jumps from light blue to dark red they kick your ass out