Here4Hooves

@here4hooves.bsky.social

I'm a writer with a penchant for satyrs and shapeshifting! Howdy! 👋 https://www.furaffinity.net/user/here4hooves

Our local murder has trained me to throw peanuts so they can swoop down and snag them in midair. This morning I tossed a peanut into the yard, and the crow just looked at me. I threw the next one in a long arc near the crow's perch, and it gracefully jumped, swooped, and snagged it with its beak.

Now would be an excellent time to get caught up on @kyellgold.com’s Wolftown books. Unlawful Possesssion is coming out this summer!

An eReader showing the cover of Tim Susman’s Dead Right being held over the ocean.
FurPlanet Productions@furplanet.com · 6d ago

End of summer sale! If you use summer2026 at checkout on FurPlanet.com, with a minimum purchase of $25, you'll get 10% off. And the same code can be used at baddogbooks.com when you spend $15 or more for 10% off as well. This is valid until the end of August. Sincerely, -Ajax

If you try to hack a Reality Writer to give you all of its powers, this is what it ends up turning you into. (Having to deal with eye rolling tech bros is part of the bad ending.)

A social media post from a company called Satyress claiming to be working on a robot centaur.

Whoo, Taco Tuesday in the office break room! Free lunch! Huh, the cow, pig, and chicken stickers are a bit more prominent than usual. What’s up with the guys in lab coats standing in the corner too? Anyways, pass me a carne asada please. 🐮 #TFTuesday