* No group for the sprites. * You don't really care about having one anyways.
* Get that fucking thing back in the cartridge. * You don't care that this isn't very E for Everyone language. You hate that thing.
* You're still a cannibal due to what they put in TVDinners.
* You support the temporary dissolution of the monarchy in favor of a tournament of sorts to elect the new ruler. * Then the monarchy resumes but with that person's lineage instead.
* You want to hold someone at sword point but they could just kick you.
* You think you hatched around the time Legend of Tenna was actually introducing player sprites.
ooc: I have a bad post to make considering there being titan spawn
[ 𖤓 @hero-sword.from.software ] INTRO: "...man, did you get caught behind booster's closet? i- okay, okay, fine, sure." VICTORY: "game over." (a pause, then,) "fuck, that's stupid. get back up! i need a better punchline!"
* Mike Points. * Small Mike is in the lead by 1. * You don't know what Mike Points are. * Just that Small Mike is in the lead by 1.
* ...You like how the trees look in the light world more than they did in that weird game. * Wait there better not be a bitch in the bunker.
[ So shocked and flabbergasted by the current events brought on by The Knight she immediately breaks character and yells at the top of her lungs ] 𝐖𝐇𝐀𝐓 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐅𝐔𝐂𝐊
* Following the first darkner you can into the light world just to run around hometown.
[ Wondering if HERO_SWORD technically counts as her kid too, considering she worked on the game itself. Decides to quickly drop this train of thought ]
* Almost everyone in this [STUDIO] is a bad influence. * Wait what the fuck was that you've never done that before.
* Somehow you've only just now noticed evil small mike.
* Baby Pluey Boy Is So Small Fig In Two Hands New Baby Pluey Boy Toy Tiny For Baby Small Aww Mike Fun Pal Happy Happy Pluey Baby for 2 Or 3 Every Pluey All Aww Cuteness Adorable New Toy Pluey Pet Shadowguy Cute Kitty Baby Pluey Aww