I love when a man is sitting on the edge of the bed because I’m gonna scoot, throw my leg over, and wrap my arms around him. 🥹 if I can reach, neck kisses aplenty.
Juicius Maximus 😘
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That just reminded me of one of my favorite things to do 🥹
Her feet have to be pretty cuz I need them on me while I'm chilling, playing the game, thinking about life, etc
A song just played in my head randomly.. I know what I have to do
Not the “bring it around town”! Me next. 👀
God, I see what you’re doing for others…
You never know who’s watching your consistency, drawing strength from your resilience, or finding hope through your story. Keep showing up. God isn’t finished with you yet ! 💪🏾
You know what.. same. I can’t explain the rage with words 😭
i do not like how i act when i get ignored
It should be illegal for companies to delegate their customer service to ai. HAVE A REAL PERSON ON THE LINE SO WE CAN ACTUALLY ADDRESS THE PROBLEM. Merde.
It feels like the same plague of laziness.. is laziness the word? Idk. But instead of being patient and doing the uncomfortable thing that might take a little time, folks are like “nope i want xyz immediately”
I wish more people would consider braces and whiteneing over veneers. I opened IG and Bun made me jump back from the phone. 53 year old teeth are not supposed to look like that.
This app is funny lmao. If you’re not liked, just sit back and eat your food. Because *nobody* will be on your side no matter what happens.
I want to ask questions but I don’t want to sound dumb.. but I need answers 😭
a man tried to sneak a loaded handgun into Cook County jail by hiding it up his ass
Hmm. 3 options- 1) Post a video 2) Have someone I know vouch 3) Talk about putting my booty on somebody’s son & whining pon him
Woman Vibing to Music on the Train
ALT: Woman Vibing to Music on the Train
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How would y’all prove that y’all are you on a new account?
All. I. ask. is. if.. this is my *last* night with you.. hold me like I’m more than *just* a friend. Give me a Memory I can use.. take me by the hand while we do what Lovers do.. It matters how this ends.. ‘Cause what if I never love again?
If you see this, quote it with a song lyric you love
Did my good deed this morning. Someone delivered someone’s package to my door last night so I had to redeliver it this morning ..AND it was heavy 😒😒 Building number wrong. Apartment number wrong. Not sure how decided to drop it at MY house.
I liked your picture bc I think you're hot. There's no shame in my game baby.
I’m actually so full from dinner and I’m absolutely about to get up and grab something sweet.
Dang, I almost picked a winner! 2nd isn’t bad though. Good job, LaMarble. You did your best.
This is a fun race. Get your (fake) bets in! Loser has to listen to Cori Bush concession whining…
The mosquito who bit you:
Heath Ledger as The Joker: It's About Sending A Message
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Mosquito bites itch is the dumbest thing ever. They already got the blood what is the itching supposed to do?!