🌾helmi🌾
@herumine.bsky.social
Helmi 🌗 she, her 🌓 hobbyist artist from Finland | ENG/FIN, full-time dog petter i mostly draw silly fantasy creatures not really a furry, i just never learned how to draw humans ❗ i occasionally draw GORE/ CANDYGORE and R18 content ❗
hey if anyone's hiding one of those teleportation devices that turned my guy jeff goldblum into the fly lmk, i'd like to take that thing for a little spin
Hey guys meta announced a new policy where they send a killer to get you so be sure to go to settings>my account > killer> disable killer to turn that off
i'm always out here thinking about a dream back tattoo i would get if i wasn't a wuss. here's a silly little edit to get the idea out of my head (sorry to the random person for borrowing their back). the tattoo would be of the tracks bark beetles leave under tree bark, done in lineless graywash
This might be one of the most insane scandals in game history When Pokemon Go players scan PokeStops, theyve been unknowingly building a detailed visual model of the world which is being sold to a military contractor to build a no-GPS positioning for the new generation of unmanned killing machines
the strongest possible person in my mind is someone who can have a whole ass tiramisu in their house and only eat it like one sensible portion at a time
my dog is an expert at making me feel like i'm a suspicious character
Suomessa on monta todella taitavaa kuvittajaa jotka vielä ovat tehneet paljon lintuaiheisia kuvituksia, mutta posti päätyy tällaiseen tekoälysloppiin. Generoija itse myöntää ettei osaa piirtää ja käyttää tekoälyä suunnitteluvaiheessa, mikä on tärkeimpiä työvaiheita luovassa työssä. Todella noloa.
Seuraavan kerran kun saatte äänestää Suomen kauneinta postimerkkiä, niin ihan tiedoksi että nämä linnut on promptattu Midjourneylla. Apuna käytetty Photoshopin generative filliä. Yhtä kaikki, aika perkeleellisen iso lintu siellä mäntypuussa.
anyone who is planning on getting a dog should have to spend like 4 full days alone with a dog with a serious case of the bubble guts, y'know, as a test if you're really serious about the whole thing
made chocolate babka buns and i'm so proud of how nice they look!! hopefully the taste deliveres as well🌸🩷🥞🍫🥮 🩷🌸
i like to buy artisanal loaves from bakeries and rush home to sniff them all over like a dough scent hound, a real bread pervert even
saw some older men on my walk who were trying to learn to skateboard and they looked like they were having so much fun just failing and figuring things out together and once again i found my way back to this illustration by Anna Haifisch
sorry for my vulgarity but why do so many chocolate egg manufacturers have to put that weird hair/ wrinkle texture on the eggs that straight up makes them look like scrotums? why is the egg wrinkly??
met this dubious dude in the forest and he just tried to sell me shady potions smh forreal where's the fda when you need them.....
i feel like you could torture absolutely any info out of me by just making me watch totally innocuous videos of amateur cooks using mandoline slicers
when the time comes i won't announce the day i start having my midlife crisis but there will be signs (nipple piercing)
ain't it high time the horrors stopped persisting?? i'm boutta be all out of "but so do i"s!!
niin siis missä oikei menee se raja minkä jälkeen nää leikkaukset menee perustuslain 19 § (oikeus ihmisarvoiseen elämään) vastaan ku itestä tuntuu et tää pykälä on kyl tallattu ja roskii viskattu jo aikoja sitte ennen näit uusimpiiki sekoiluit
fellas it's not looking good, doctors diagnosed me with a serious case of Cookiesonthebrainitis 😔
i keep getting frustrated that my dog learns useless tricks really easily but just won't pick up actually useful skills but then i remember that i'm p much the same so i better just keep my mouth shut