My favorite bit right now is sending various posts of that Dirty Bird animation meme to a friend on TikTok and going THEY GOT [character name]!

I maintain the opinion that the entire reason Dr Rockzo exists is because of the Def Leppard song Photograph. I don't care that he's supposed to be a parody of David Lee Roth, Van Halen didn't have any songs with the phrase "rock and roll clown"

The Stranger Things kids are better than the It kids because they know how to treat their fucking bikes and you can take THAT statement to the bank

I love my two blackout drunk Minnesota sons

Last night as we laid in bed, I was the big spoon, so Varun was forced to hear me talk about Infinity Inc characters.

Oh shit, I've once again forgotten to sign up for an consistently use Spotify :/

I feel like this is an unpopular Monster High doll opinion, but I just don't really care for the themed doll sets? I've always liked the core dolls better, though I'm in the habit of shelling out the money for my ghoul Ghoulia if she's actually in a set.

I got myself one of the Halloween mats on clearance at Aldi yesterday for the Nova Zone and now, floor time is way more comfy than it used to be. I've got my rug, I've got my meditation pillow, I have zero reason to be on the metal chair or to use the desk. Autism what autism I'm just vibing, baby 😎

We voted like...the 25th? Anyway a man at Costco got mad at me for not having an I Voted sticker and I was like, I didn't wait til the last minute, dude, I utilized early voting.

Stevie has been sitting in my lap, purring and drooling, for the better part of an hour, but the SECOND I try to take a picture of her, she's gone. So take this picture from last month of us blepping together

Guess whose entire body of work is up on AO3 Life 🫠 Almost 200 fics in a dozen different fandoms...I would literally rather be shot.

I've just been made aware that at least one of my Kalluzeb fics has made it into the AO3 emergency Google Doc 😭

Just heard Movies by Alien Ant Farm in a Walmart. Who requested that?! Who wrote into the Walmart and Sam's Club request line and asked for the other Alien Ant Farm song? I love you, actually.

Back at it again for the last time.

I literally sat on the couch for a good 30 minutes after hearing about Patrick Stewart before I called anyone to break the news. Genuinely devastating.

I heard about AO3 being down for maybe a month IN THE WILD because I started paying attention to someone else's conversation after I heard her yelp A MONTH?! so...nosiness pays off.

Varun is watching the Vision show, but he knows little to nothing about the character of Jocasta, including who she was named after, which was really fun to tell him about lmao

Back at it again, fucking torturing myself (AHS time)

I don't want to sound like a dick but sometimes I'm talking to people and I'm like wow...there is no way I'm THIS much smarter than you. I didn't go to college, my ability to do math caps out at what I need to be a cashier, and I can only pronounce cinnamon right on the 1st try 30% of the time.

What do you mean I take five minutes to watch the Backstabber music video and Walter Koenig dies

I hate gay Halloween, what do you mean you're Kesha from the Backstabber video that was released 5 minutes ago, 16 years after it was shot

I'm watching Scream 7, and because of the emphasis on technology and the way the literal opening of the movie featured two knife blocks arguing about whether or not Stu survived, I feel like he's not actually alive, but when he popped up on the screen I yelled NO FUCKIN WAY.

And what if I say the words "Glee reboot real and is happening" on here. Will that summon Bri?

V V Brown released a new album like 3 years ago, I really should sit down and listen to it. Traveling Like the Light was one of my most listened to albums of 2009.

Sometimes I think about when Adele really started blowing up in 2011 during the 21 album cycle, and I was basically vibrating out of my skin the entire time, because I'd been in her camp since Chasing Pavements got me out of the worst relationship I'd had up til that point.

A lot of AHS just straight up does not hit if you're not Catholic or Christian. Like sorry, my guilt and repression is home-grown, no structured religion needed.

I think the longer this season goes on, Jessica Lange is just genuinely done with this show's shit, so none of her annoyance is acting.

Apparently BlueSky is implementing some kinda AI. Not glad about it.

The spirit of a Victorian spinster briefly possessed me when someone asked me if I had kids: "Children are a curse, and I am unblighted."

I accidentally typed YouRube, which is a great insult for a fool tbh