it's Lion™ @ HOME
@heyitslion.bsky.social
the original lion they/she/it || ΘΔ 🖍️art tag: #lionemoji
frankly nuts that i have not drawn my fursona in Richard Scarry art style
do businesses realize that surrounding me with 2-3 salespeople who won't back off when i say i'm just browsing is a great way to get me to turn around and leave instantly without buying anything
watching videos about spacetime until my partner gets bored and leaves
we made it home safe and sound!! thanks to everybody who made ASC a wonderful experience. my heart is so full and i can't wait to see y'all again soon
self-soothing my post-con depression by mumbling sondheim lyrics to myself in a playful display of self-parody
you know your outfit is cute when you do a fun lil trot away from the mirror afterward
trying to imagine the type of guy who's too sophisticated for kirkland signature so they charge their room five dollars to get Aquafina instead
i don't want to pack for a furcon. i wish roughly 100 hand-animated birds would fly into my room and do it for me
when the cold weather comes you better believe i am murdering this lack of forward inertia with a knife. i am going to jog in circles around my neighborhood until my knees crumble. i will shift into a new lion entirely
just got my stickers from @bearandbeagle.store and they look BEAUTIFUL. can't wait to give these guys out at ASC :3
me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce
i want a bigger bed so i can fit more stuffed animals on it. i need More
cat behavior: if a contractor enters my house i will immediately hide in the bedroom. do not look at me i am not here
isn't it cute how lions have little ears that stick out through their little manes and ouururrughguh its' too Much im gonna be fucking SICK
Say ❌ NO to 🐔 "Cage-Free" Say ❌ NO to 💉 "Hormone-Free" Give Me The Trans Chickens 🐦🔥
looking through my pantry to find a snack
i should really upload my art to furaffinity sometime. it feels nice to have a defined gallery somewhere so my art can exist somewhere other than an algorithmic social mandala
look at this breakfast my partner made. you're all jealous
come to my house ill make you brussels sprouts
it's Lion™ @ HOME@heyitslion.bsky.social · last mo.[wearing a t-shirt—"weird about brussels sprouts"]
[wearing a t-shirt—"weird about brussels sprouts"]
hey guys check out my knuckle tats *holds up my fists, first four fingers say "LION" and the rest of the spaces are blank*
if i did a wordcloud of this account how big do you think the word "LION" would be
remember that all kayfabe aside i am not human and am a real lion in real liofe