Hi, folks. This is your captain speaking. Have you ever heard voices that told you to do something horrible

Thanks for your 12-part scholarly reply to my joke about Hitler's dick

Not having a single laugh took some of the fun out of the Ted Lasso finale.

[during sex] This is the bed Grandpa died in

“ABACAB. The best Genesis album.”

Is it outwitting when your daddy leverages his empire to pay for your new toy?

How David Ellison’s Skydance Outwitted Everyone

An inside story of the billionaires, ultimatums, frantic texts and hush meetings behind the $111 billion deal bringing together Warner Bros. and Paramount. The megadeal twists and turns even had David...

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Due to an unforeseen tragedy, I am officially shutting down my kid-a-pult

Ebert really shit the bed here.

Siskel and Ebert Bot@siskel-ebert-bot.bsky.social · 5d ago

Real Life (1979) Director: Albert Brooks Cast: Charles Grodin Watch Review wp / ltrbox

They just showed a fan at the Rays game with a cowbell and everyone around him wants to kill him with their bare hands.

We can still create wonders

The Pope really is looking out for the White Sox.

I quit drinking and it hasn’t changed my friend group at all. Still go to dive bars (Shirley Temple, please). But I feel for younger people. That’s a hard time of life to be the sober one. Doubt I could’ve done it then. My friends do love that they have a designated driver now.

How quitting drinking can upend marriages and friendships

Drinking less is becoming more common, and the social rules around sobriety are still catching up.

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Always enjoyable seeing the Padres lose.

The colossal burger at Dodger Stadium is $124.99, in what I can only describe as “fuck off” pricing

Eric Stephen@ericstephen.bsky.social · last wk.

Colossal Burger "24-ounce burger patty with American cheese, shredded lettuce, grilled onions, tomatoes and secret sauce on a 10-inch brioche bun, served with a fries on a 4-pound tray" -Reserve Section 12 Grand Slam Burgers -RF Plaza Cantina photo (4-pound tray!) via Levy & Eddie Sanchez

Who’s your favorite three-legged dog? Mine’s Merle.

Thank god there’s a walnut warning on my walnuts.

I’d do terrible if a whale ate me. There isn’t even a shower in there.

They can just stop the game right?

If you haven’t checked Aaron Sorkin’s new look yet, soak this in and read the comments.

if it's not one thing, it's another

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I live for old signs in Sherman Oaks.

In the back of my parents yellow Chevy Vega. I’m old but not THAT old, Paper Moon was purposely in black and white.

Sophia_Nyx 🐰@sophianyx.bsky.social · 2w ago

Name a film you watched at a drive-in.

Whoa, that doesn’t sound like Hitler.

Whoa, that doesn’t sound like Hitler.

Resident Evil was both enjoyable and a let down.

Having a hard time imaging George Peppard making fudge. Maybe with a half empty pitcher of martinis at his side.

Scum of the Earth just told Jennifer at WKRP in Cincinnati they will not accept an invitation to tour with Ed Sheeran.

I have strong opinions about two artists I don’t know a single song of and a bunch of opening acts I’ve never heard of.

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