[not even looking up from a tome.] Use a bounded field. Anti divine properties preferably. They’ll be fine.

A cool thing about Chaldea is that they don’t really have an extradition policy.

Tormenting the new hires. Classic pass time.

I’m just the older man NPC, you know what I’m about. Might show up and save the party against a low level boss. Hang out and be a mentor for a while and then die. Maybe I’ll show up as a twist villain in the 3rd act.

Oh, right. I forgot I'm not the only one here with a vested interest in tracking the lunar cycle.

Sometimes this ship feels like a big tin can and I miss the natural World. Not that there is really much left out there to miss.

Mmm... whatever. They're figure it out.

Pick up a marksman’s rifle. You’ll need the tactical flexibility dealing with the variety of foes you’re facing.

Ritsuka Fujimaru@48thbackupplan.bsky.social · 5d ago

Maybe I should practice more long range shooting... Aside from Sugitani, most of my training is for close range targets, huh.

I can't tell if that's a match making or a mugging.

Oh, we're doing some kind of dating show bit? I thought all the talk of love and weddings was hypothetical.

I'm wishing you all luck. Just not my luck. We don't need more widows.

Marriage huh… Yeah, it would’ve been nice.

I didn’t know expect to empathise with Tiamat all of a sudden.

Mother is also divorced. Such is life.

It's a few minutes of your time. Don't you all want to keep out hard working (and at times terrifying) nursing staff happy?

True Ancestors, much like their lesser kin, after indeed more or less immune to anything you could consider a disease.

//You know, I don't think Rory has ever called her Nightingale now that I think about it. It's always been Head nurse or Florence depending on the circumstances. No idea what that's about tbh.

Occasionally I get vaccines done here. Not because I benefit from them at all, but because it makes Florence feel better.

I can’t say I wouldn’t be interested in a little of the liquid authority of creation.

Don't go to the ops office if you don't have to. You'll need to renew your tetanus vaccination if you do.

Ugh... I guess I need to apply for actual office space now. I've got a couple temps and an... intern? Apprentice? I'll figure it out. And I guess I'll need to figure out something to call it if we're going to be a real department instead of a guy in a room.

Olwen really just refuses to stop being "acting" lead out of spite. Abhoy really got her with the oldest con.

I'm just a guy with no servant contracts, that I do any field work at all should be enough. I really can't fight powerful servants let alone gods most days.

Field ops when anything slightly plot significant happens:

𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐭𝐨𝐬.@banefulblood.bsky.social · 3w ago

|| every time something plot important happens we have to turn towards the gudas and pull one of these

I'm technically a specialist contractor. My salary is quite fair.

Imagine getting voluntold you were changing departments. Would never be me.

Sure there's the torture labyrinth. But that's just more goofing off if we're honest. We just pretend it wasn't made because Olwen read the classic sci-fi novel "Don't Create The Torment Nexus" and suddenly had a great idea.

The ops team is 99% goofing off. 1% actually lifesaving work.

[Freezes up for a moment.] Oh. Moth. That's fine.