𝐀𝐬𝐡.
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𝙄𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙮 𝙖𝙨𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙝𝙤𝙬 𝙄 𝙙𝙞𝙚𝙙, 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙢: 𝙎𝙩𝙞𝙡𝙡 𝙖𝙣𝙜𝙧𝙮.
Honest to god I will blow myself up and take all of you with me.
that sounds nice. i'll follow anywhere you go, ms. whiteleaf.
The black jacket doesn't come out for just any reason. Let's go do something. Beach, festival, whatever. Sick of looking at white walls.
( That defused the tension a little. Guh. I was looking for an excuse to dress up, anyway. )
[ slams the door open, hair in curlers as her makeup is half-done. ] WHADDYA WA— –oh! One moment, please~ [ slamming the door closed. cartoon construction noises can be heard from inside before she emerges all made up. ] What can I do for you~? Are you the one I matched with~?
I've literally never done anything wrong in my life. Except those things. Those don't count.
I'm sure as hell not responsible. Do everything in your power to avoid living like me.
( How many people here have some sort of Entity inside them…? 💧 )
…For some reason, I feel a little less weird about my own circumstances.
[ Another unceremonious episode of "hide in my room until I feel less like a bitch", starring Ashley Whiteleaf. ]
( Maybe I'm just pent up, honestly. I don't think I've been laid since…… Oh, God. )