"The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping." "That's a great point! I should be helping the tortoise. Here are some of my favorite ways to help tortoises..."
Chris Murphy
@highlyspammable.bsky.social
Principal Technical Artist on the Developer Relations Team for Unreal Engine. Generally handle Australia, New Zealand and South East Asia with Epic Games but sometimes you'll find me elsewhere. Have a tendency to rant.
The award for best UE5 dev article that could've been a Star Trek/Hitchikers Guide Crossover is the Temporal Quality Guide. It dives into common levers for TSR, Lumen and general ghosting issues that folks encounter. dev.epicgames.com/community/le...
Temporal Quality Guide | Tutorial
A short guide on temporal rendering artifacts and how to go about improving them
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If you own Cinematic Lens Flares, please drop a review on FAB, its been a mountain to climb to offset the lower ratings of earlier more basic versions of the system! #GameDev #UnrealEngine #UE5 #TechArt #Cinematic #VFX #CGI
Cinematic Lens Flares v5 is now out on FAB! Emulate Real World Optics in #UnrealEngine Flare It Up and go grab it here: www.fab.com/listings/748... #GameDev #UE5 #UnrealEngine #Cinematics #VFX #CGI #Film #VirtualProduction #TechArt
my game InFlux Redux is on sale for HALF OFF on account of the STEAM SUMMER SALE. It's got NO AI IN IT and actually is made by the person who hates AI MOST in the WORLD buy it and leave a POSITIVE REVIEW. if you are a cavalier you will do it immediately store.steampowered.com/app/867150/I...
This is a really great breakdown of a technical art problem that helps look at it mathematically piece by piece. If you're new to TA this is the kind talk you should definitely give a watch!
I made a video about the smooth-maximum function, I hope you like it! youtu.be/6Qb6QtC6QMs
Having explored a few options, I've got to say @yarnspinner.dev 's Unreal PlugIn has been my favourite Narrative Design system so far. Really easy to integrate into workflows with everything compartmentalisted into components and some nice detailed information flowing in and out. #gameDev
her closing point here is why i think normal media should stop engaging in the culture wars at all. just don't cover these chuds or their views. it's not helping anything, it's not changing anyone's mind, it's simply dragging the mud into spaces and lives it doesn't need to touch.
One of the things I’ve failed to understand with the right wing meltdown about Nolan’s Odyssey, is who the fuck in their right mind doesn’t think Lupita Nyong’o is absolutely gorgeous? That woman is fine!
My laptops GPU has died 2 days before I leave for Sweden where I'll be relying on it for numerous talks. I guess it's called Murphy's law for a reason.
Auron in FFX was canonically 35 years old. If it were set today he'd have been a 90s kid.
Just crossed 400 wishlists for our coop movie making game, Acting Out! 🎥🍿🎭 If you wanna support unusual multiplayer games, please give us a look and help get that number up! 📈🙏 Trailer below in replies
Summerfall is looking for a 3D character artist to assist us on a new prototype by sculpting a stylised character head and hair for a prototype, based on a Metahuman model. Interested? Send me your portfolio, via DM or email liam@summerfallstudios.com!
me to my laptop everytime i change timezones but it won't update.
two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other " where do you think we are "
ALT: two men in suits and ties are standing next to each other and one of them is asking the other " where do you think we are "
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Also, if you're in town and want to chat about your Unreal projects or are looking to swap over from another engine for a project and want to sound out if that's a good idea for it or not hit me up and we can have a chat.
I'm delivering a talk alongside the wonderful @amathlog.bsky.social on Large Procedural Systems with PCG. If you're working with PCG at a large scale, come! There's a lot covered including Biome Core, Builders, Hierarchical Generation and more. All are common problems I keep chatting to Devs about!
I'm delivering a talk alongside the wonderful @amathlog.bsky.social on Large Procedural Systems with PCG. If you're working with PCG at a large scale, come! There's a lot covered including Biome Core, Builders, Hierarchical Generation and more. All are common problems I keep chatting to Devs about!
Developing Large Procedural Systems with Low Friction and Fast Generation (Presented by Epic Games) | Agenda | GDC Festival of Gaming
The GDC Festival of Gaming program blends expert insight with interactive formats designed to spark ideas, sharpen skills, and connect communities.
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Managing Director is my favourite job title because it implies the existence of another Director who is just.. totally not managing right now.
If you're going for this with an Unreal Engine project and you want some last-minute technical tips for polish advice, feel free to hit me up!
📣 Hey Australian gamemakers! Screen Australia's Games grants close in 2 weeks! A reminder to get your applications in! 🫶 🛠 Games Production Fund - up to $100,000 🎨 Emerging Gamemakers Fund - up to $30,000 📆 Applications close Thu 5 Mar, 5pm (AEDT) 👉 www.screenaustralia.gov.au/funding-and-...
People talk about this stuff in terms of how much it'll suck for gaming and I hate to inform you how many MRI machines, X-Rays, all sorts of other vital machinery are just a Windows IoT Edition PC in a beige plastic box with a big magnet/accelerator/whatever attached.
WD and Seagate confirm: Hard drives for 2026 sold out
One really interesting thing that seems to be pretty consistent is that the Steam Deck has actually provided a definitive min spec for PC game developers. Historically this was a bit more vibes based for a lot of folks and it's great to see something so standardised.
The footage out of Sydney overnight is abhorrent. Peaceful protesters set upon by an army of police, punches thrown at people with raised hands, people praying ripped from their knees. Is this violence the social cohesion that Labor wanted?
New in UE5-Main, AccumulationDOF, A close to physically accurate DOF implementation specifically for production renders!! And damn it works far beyond what I expected, can focus THROUGH transparencies correctly! Into Reflections, no foreground artefacts! #UE5 #UnrealEngine #GameDev #VFX
I'll be presenting with the awesome @highlyspammable.bsky.social at the GDC26!! Come say hi :D Developing Large Procedural Systems with Low Friction and Fast Generation (Presented by Epic Games) #GDC2026 #PCG #UE schedule.gdconf.com/session/deve...
Developing Large Procedural Systems with Low Friction and Fast Generation (Presented by Epic Games) | Agenda | GDC Festival of Gaming
The GDC Festival of Gaming program blends expert insight with interactive formats designed to spark ideas, sharpen skills, and connect communities.
schedule.gdconf.com
Bone Temple was not only great, but it somehow improved the parts of 28 Years Later that I had a beef with. Rare to see a sequel that improves the predecessor like that. Go see it!
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
Was pretty keen to try Gears Tactics on the Legion Go as a successor for my Xcom addiction but it turns out it needs to login on launch which means you can't play it on flights. Really thought Xbox Offline Mode would've solved that, but it doesn't seem to do anything.
a man in a white jacket and black hat is standing in a field and says `` we were on the verge of greatness . ''
ALT: a man in a white jacket and black hat is standing in a field and says `` we were on the verge of greatness . ''
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posted about my Apple ID woes, please share widely? hey.paris/posts/appleid/
20 Years of Digital Life, Gone in an Instant, thanks to Apple
Here’s how Apple “Permanently” locked my Apple ID. I am writing this as a desperate measure. After nearly 30 years as a loyal customer, authoring technical books on Apple’s own programming languages (...
hey.paris
yep so my apple account is permanently gone, so I guess time to switch to linux and android eh
Not sure who could use this info but it turns out that Intel Connectivity Performance Suite was lowering my laptop internet speeds by 95% due to "Prioritization" being enabled and.. bad, I guess.
Playing Mortal Kombat 1 and... the story mode is kind of incredible? They really just made a movie where you hang out and then play the fights every now and then as a treat. Acting and facial animation are great, effects are great.. they just.. kinda knocked it out of the park.
Valve has now rejected my complaint, confirming that "I don't like muslims" is a valid reason to leave a negative review on a game on Steam This is where we're at now.
We had an Overwhelmingly Positive score on Steam, then these two reviews rolled in Why does Valve allow this?
Can't help but wonder how good my Grandma would have been at visualising UV maps, given they're basically just sewing patterns.