A 6’4 man from Alabama picked me up like this and my brain chemistry has been forever altered
Jbeck
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If my gym had one single mirror with good lighting I would have 25k followers
I was gonna order a pizza but then I opened Scruff. Turkey and rice tonight 😩
Overheard my gym crush say he has put on 35 pounds on this cycle
I thought I couldn’t dislike anything more than muscle morph pics and art, but nope! I detest AI muscle slop even more
I have an absolute banger of a Halloween costume and am in shape enough to pull it off (need to lean down just a bit) only for it to be wasted in where I live
Bit of a catch-22: Flaked or ignored when out of shape Flaked or ignored because I am now in shape and intimidating ig
I keep thinking about the guy who told me my body was intimidating on Grindr. Bro, have you not seen Scruff’s most woofed?
I either need dick or Cheesecake Factory and I ain’t getting either
I’d love a slutty upper thigh tat, but my anxieties get the best of me. What if I hate it in less than 24 hours? What if the artist messes up? What if by graffitiing God’s temple, I’m doomed to hell?
Idk it was fun to tell my straight coach I want a gay porn star body.
If I had a nickel for each bleach blonde bodybuilder I saw at the gym, I’d have two nickels. It’s not much, but it’s weird it’s happened twice.
Caught myself arching my back a little *too* much while on my hands and knees. Never beating those muscle bottom allegations
Muscular hairy forearms are so under appreciated.
This guy at the gym had the biggest arms I’ve ever seen and his forearms are hairy and-
I have not been this excited for a Fire Emblem game since Three Houses. The character designs, classes, mechanics, and story have my attention. I am SAT AND READY