*goes to hug a shirtless dear friend at The Eagle* “careful there’s [redacted] on my belly” “oh!” … “yours or someone else’s?” “probably a little bit of both” -SCENE-
Swear by these Also no one ever has eye drops in their bathroom cabinets what’s up with that?
Whenever I think about stepping away from therapy life goes yeahhhh I don’t think so sweetie 😗🍭🔪
If you see a hot Arab man at Lollapalooza this weekend wearing this flag of Lebanon bucket I just made, go compliment him on his hat for me 🇱🇧🙏
Admitting on a job application that I have a BFA in Musical Theater is so humiliating
My tee ball coach after my one hit of the season when I ran to third base
PT Klein@ptklein.com · last wk.Truly no one is doing it like you
Forgot about this sexy pornographic photo I took last night coming home from the Eagle
My book jacket author photo (if I wrote books / knew how to read and/or write) 📸 x Eric Magnussen <3
My prayer, the moment I dropped a plate at the gym yesterday and watched it roll toward some guy (God granted me no gifts….. the plate landed on the guy’s toe)
M🍊@mandrn.bsky.social · 2w ago@God if ur real give me telekinesis pls
An alt account but instead of nudes it’s just devastatingly honest tea about my life.
So hype for this sub-20 minute full length album from charli 🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘🤘
On such a bucket hat kick lately. They make great gifts for friends. Demo of this reversible tri-color panel pattern I always come back to. Very 90s Jamiroquai vibe.
Making a blue hat while a podcaster explains to me wtf is going on in House of the Dragon
Air quality index at 422 vs. chilling indoors next to my air purifier
When u c your bsky sisters IRL in Cook County, Illinois you have to make a scene, it’s the law.
K-Pop Semen Hunter 🗡️@emilioemm.com · 3w agothe highlight of my evening was sitting at sofo with a drink in hand and hearing “are you k-pop semen hunter??” from the next table over. ilysm, @svenbark.bsky.social 🤣
I cast transmutation to make my clothes magically expand after dinner by @bennibennibenji.bsky.social
Benji@bennibennibenji.bsky.social · 3w agoDND stands for dungeons and daddies baby. @svenbark.bsky.social
Still thinking about my connubial felicitous Sunday [I had really good s*x with my husband]
I don’t think my networking coffee went well. Guy had a Venezuelan accent and a massive bulge. How was I supposed to form words?