World's smallest director

my most viral tweets are all terrible football twitter fodder. every tweet of mine that i actually find funny has 3 or less likes

Ryan Teague Beckwith@ryanbeckwith.bsky.social · 2y ago

Everyone should post their most viral tweet here, just for posterity's sake

extremely upsetting notification

we’re the worst good team ever

i disagreed with this the first 6 times you said it but the 7th time really convinced me

Being Reese@beingreese.bsky.social · 2y ago

Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading. Audiobooks count as reading.

i’ve been holding a lot of space with these lyrics lately

the fact he’s getting dozens of genuinely upset replies to this doesn’t bode well for this website at all

Michael Cox@zonal-marking.bsky.social · 2y ago

I appreciate that we need to make “this place” less toxic than “that place” but can we please not make it as twee as this? It’s not a support group.

if we could just get 10 or so different accounts that post the same classic simpsons clips every day on here i’ll be willing to delete twitter entirely

any picture of cole palmer when he’s not on the pitch reminds me of rodney trotter

Anyway while we're doing Pulisic reminiscing, here's my favourite quote.

glad they got rid of that pointless cartoon. what animal even was that

Culture Crave 🍿@culturecrave.co · 2y ago

Jaguar has updated their logo 🐆

why do none of the pictures on here have the stake logo on them. can you fix this asap please @bsky.app