We've clearly got to maintain our Argentine dickhead quota at two.
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · 15m ago🚨 EXCL: Emiliano Martinez offered to Chelsea by representatives & west London club considering possibility of signing 33yo goalkeeper before transfer window closes. #AVFC open to Argentina int’l exit after Zion Suzuki made No1 + #CFC keen 🚨 @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/751...
Just to complete the #TheFootball #ProperFootballManalysis rant, the best PL season in a Chelsea shirt: Enzo Fernandez (wanker): 36 games, 8 non-penalty Goals, 4 Assists Juan Mata (saint that walked amongst us): 35 games, 12 npG, 12 A Conor Gallagher (😬): 37 games, 5 npG, 7 A
Leftback@leftback.bsky.social · 2h agoPeople posting this thinking Chelsea fans will rush to Fernandez' defence will be somewhat surprised that it's not forthcoming. Largely because we're all on standby to drive him to the etihad ourselves.
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The problem with this is that it doesn't offset the unrealised losses sitting on the bench and in the bomb squad. Like even from the accounting perspective this doesn't cover the amortisation on those guys and that's the hill they're only making steeper.
Liam Twomey@liamtwomey.bsky.social · 19h agoLiam Delap is officially a BlueCo success story. Identified as a market opportunity at £30m last summer, sold to Forest now after a nightmare season for £45m (total package worth up to £50m). Great business by Chelsea www.nytimes.com/athletic/753...
Egbahli must have bought so much of heroin from Marinakis (allegedly)
Premier League News@plnews.bsky.social · 20h agoNottingham Forest have reached a verbal agreement to sign Liam Delap from Chelsea for a fee of around £45m. Medical expected in the next 24 hours. (John Percy)
Hard to overstate how good Acheampong was last night. Pod here and on Apple/Spotify: youtu.be/js4LepRgE0U
Xabi Alonso Opens With A Win
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dub@movingthrough.bsky.social · yesterdayEasy work.
Using a picture of Kit Harington that makes him look like he’s just been caught naked with a kilo of coke & 6 live chickens in a Ferrari going 120 on the M25
The Guardian@theguardian.com · yesterdayKit Harington to replace Nicholas Hoult in HBO’s Harry Potter TV series
I'm kinda surprised Nico G isn't mooted more as the solve here. Excited to see how we fuck it up.
Ben Jacobs@jacobsben.bsky.social · yesterdayManchester City set to bid for Enzo Fernandez. #MCFC's leading target in a move driven by Enzo Maresca, as previously reported. Chelsea will only entertain an offer if both their valuation is met and an addition is found. Talks expected to accelerate.👕
These both feel very Villa and aren't Jackson so works for me
David Ornstein@david-ornstein.bsky.social · yesterday🚨 Aston Villa make bid to Crystal Palace for Jean-Philippe Mateta. Lands far below what #CPFC would seek for 29yo striker but #AVFC interest ongoing alongside indicative offer to AC Milan over Rafael Leao. Relates to Ollie Watkins situation @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/753...
Chelsea trying to see the game out. Estevao plays a bad pass to Neto which is intercepted. Instead of running back, Neto throws his arms up in the air and complains. Reece James does exactly what you want your captain to do and Neto tells him to shush. He is a pos that should have no future here.
Promising going forward, a lot of things to fix in defence. Fuck off Enzo Fernandez. #TheFootball
He's at no point shown himself to be particularly well adjusted. I just hope he gets to city before snapping
agirlintheshed@agirlintheshed.bsky.social · 2d agoNo way Enzo copes with that level of hostility all season, he doesn’t have the minerals
I will pay for Sanchez to go to Turkey and get David Luiz style hair to complete the character
Me watching Bob Sanchez, on the other hand:
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This reminds me of the Newcastle game a few years ago which finished Palmer 4 Sanchez 2
I really didn't want to jinx it but Palmer looks himself again
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