Everyone being Ozempic is great more finger foods for me🫡 #corporateAmerica #shareholders are my daddy
Goose fans are the same people that think John Meyer is a lead singer of the Grateful Dead.
The micro economy post Billy strings is just wild. Also fuck you for every nitrous lover. Do that shit in your house and stop littering our streets
If I was king I'd wear a ring And never hurt my people
At the dawn I woke, I was alone, rising (I catch it) I called upon the force of time and space, calling (see them)
Getting work done at my house and a contractor asked what I do for work because he was so surprised a single woman could afford a house. I told him only fans and feet finder obviously. #workinggirl
Dating in a small town is kind of like dating in college, but except everyone is sober and really needy. #celibategirl summer.
don’t know a ton about government financing. And even I know the President isn’t supposed to have tax immunity and his own government-funded slush fund. How is this happening in broad daylight?
Noah Kahan girl summer < Die Spitz girl summer #riddingwithmygirls
Ween releasing unreleased songs only mean one thing…come back tour 🤝
Reporter: “To what extent are Americans’ financial situation motivating you to make a deal with Iran?” Trump: “Not even a little bit. I don’t think about Americans’ financial situation.” The “Art of the Deal” is apparently the “Art of Not Giving a Damn”.
Inner peace= eating a chicken tender with your bare hands, the windows down blasting music #summerishere
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